Joking journalists

Paul at the Cairns Roast, who now has a site warning before viewing, is having fun poking at A Current Affair's Tracy Grimshaw, and their dodgy reporting, presumably around the appalling media beat-up of Matthew Johns.

He lists a number of journalist jokes, here's some I liked:-

• Q: What's the difference between a journalist and a bucket of shit?
  A: The bucket
  
  Q. What's the difference between a hooker and a journalist?
  A. A hooker will stop fucking you when you're dead
  
  Q. What's the difference between a catfish and a journalist?
  A. One's a slimy scum-sucking scavenger, the other is just a fish
  
  Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of journalists?
  He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

You can read the rest here.