Saturday 23 May 2009

Joking journalists

Paul at the Cairns Roast, who now has a site warning before viewing, is having fun poking at A Current Affair's Tracy Grimshaw, and their dodgy reporting, presumably around the appalling media beat-up of Matthew Johns.

He lists a number of journalist jokes, here's some I liked:-

  • Q: What's the difference between a journalist and a bucket of shit?
    A: The bucket

    Q. What's the difference between a hooker and a journalist?
    A. A hooker will stop fucking you when you're dead

    Q. What's the difference between a catfish and a journalist?
    A. One's a slimy scum-sucking scavenger, the other is just a fish

    Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of journalists?
    He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

You can read the rest here.

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