Thursday 19 March 2009

Caption Contest

Fans of my Caption Contest always wait with baited breath for the next installment, not to mention my zany humour.

I rarely have to use my own photos, as there's perfectly good ones out there to steal. Today's one is no exception. Bruce Long of the Courier Mail snapped this beauty, in regard to Desley's gaffe yesterday.

Usual rules apply: Don't be personally derogatory, just funny.

  1. "Desley, please open your eyes a little wider, you look like a stuffed wabbit."
  2. "What do you mean, 'you just swallowed some fluoride?' "
  3. "Let's tell them after Saturday that we're getting married Des babe..."
  4. "What's that yellow "yacht" word sprayed in your hair Desley?"
  5. "Alright Anna, I confess, the reason why I got rid of that damm Yacht Club was because it diverted attention away from my new hair doo. And it worked a treat, no one noticed at all, they all got stuck into Val instead!"
  6. "Your teeth are very white Captain, is there something you want to tell me?"
  7. "So it was you in those 'Pauline Hanson' pix!"
  8. ..............."your turn............"


Anonymous said...

Sneaking a quick glimpse, even Anna wonders what sort of animal it was before it ended up as a wig on Des head.

Anonymous said...

"Use the FORCE Anna-kin, time is now for your Jedi mind tricks"