Caption Contest - after the party

Well, I had to do it.

1. "My promises were this big, almost as big as the State debt I avoided talking about for the last month. Suckers!"
2. "I said, 'Lawrence it's either your lies or mine. They obviously liked mine a whole lot better."
3. "I really didn't want this job again. Like Desley, I also had two concession speeches ready, but I needed an outing for this new red number."
4. "I told Oliver not to wear that Abercrombie & Fitch top. It makes him look a bit gay."
5. "Now we can carry on with what we were doing before this election: borrowing, spending, building - all those things great for a recession."
6. "I'd like to extend my love to regional Australia, you know how much I care for you and how much I listen to you up there."
7. "................your turn......................"