Thursday 6 March 2008

The Secret of Inner Peace...

Could this be the answer? I am posting this because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shaaaaardonay, a bodle o Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fukin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to ennyun yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

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