What a way to start the weekend

Email just in...

• -----Original Message-----
  To: CairnsBlog@gmail.com
  From: razaq.atmdirector@w.cn
  Sent: Saturday, 4 April 2009 12:47 PM
  Subject: ..ATM..PAYMENT..CARD!!
  
  This is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number: 5278763100030014 with a fund worth $3.8 Million Dollars has been accredited in your favor.
  
  Please Contact Mr Ahmed Razaq (razaq.atmdirector@w.cn ) With the following,
  
  Full Name:
  Delivery Address:
  Age:
  Occupation:
  and Phone Number:
  
  Best Regards,
  Mr Ahmed Razaq
  Justicia, Orden, Paz, Amor y
  Verdad

And my reply...

• Dear Mr Ahmed Razaq,
  
  Thanks for your email. I woke up this morning with great delight to find the news that I am the recipient of a great lot of money.
  
  My country is in dire need for help at the present. We've had awful floods and even worse fires, so $3.8 million would be warmly received and very timely.
  
  I will be happy to share this my friends, many of whom still support me.
  
  Here's the details you requested. I look forward to hearing from you again soon.
  
  Full Name: Kevin Michael Rudd
  Delivery Address: 630 Wynnum Road, Morningside Qld 4170
  Age: 52
  Occupation: Minister of Stimulus and Mandarin speaker
  and Phone Number: +61 (2) 6277 7700