Saturday 4 April 2009

What a way to start the weekend

Email just in...
  • -----Original Message-----
    To: CairnsBlog@gmail.com
    From: razaq.atmdirector@w.cn

    Sent: Saturday, 4 April 2009 12:47 PM
    Subject: ..ATM..PAYMENT..CARD!!

    This is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number: 5278763100030014 with a fund worth $3.8 Million Dollars has been accredited in your favor.

    Please Contact Mr Ahmed Razaq (razaq.atmdirector@w.cn ) With the following,

    Full Name:
    Delivery Address:
    Age:
    Occupation:
    and Phone Number:

    Best Regards,
    Mr Ahmed Razaq
    Justicia, Orden, Paz, Amor y
    Verdad

And my reply...

  • Dear Mr Ahmed Razaq,

    Thanks for your email. I woke up this morning with great delight to find the news that I am the recipient of a great lot of money.

    My country is in dire need for help at the present. We've had awful floods and even worse fires, so $3.8 million would be warmly received and very timely.

    I will be happy to share this my friends, many of whom still support me.

    Here's the details you requested. I look forward to hearing from you again soon.


    Full Name: Kevin Michael Rudd
    Delivery Address: 630 Wynnum Road, Morningside Qld 4170
    Age: 52
    Occupation: Minister of Stimulus and Mandarin speaker
    and Phone Number: +61 (2) 6277 7700

3 comments:

Cant Understand Nuthin There said...

The IQ of this blog is now on a tight spiral towards zero.

Sad.

Steven Nowakowski said...

I disagree to the oh so funny named person in the last comment. I think this blog is a wonderful contribution to local issues and provides a forum for debate. Michael throws in a few light-hearted blog pieces in to add a bit of diversity. If you don't like it then set up your own blog - simple!

Brian, Kewarra said...

Without any doubt, it's ALWAYS the anon posters on here that attack and offer idiotic contributions.

Why is that? I think it's because they are weak and ashamed to stand up and be counted for their views poublically. Therefore we should give them the respect they desearve...nothing.