Ruddrless

I stumbled across the Kevin Rudd r less blog:

• With 74% popularity, 25 points ahead of Jesus and 42 points clear of Allah, I would have to say my popularity is god like.
  
  The perfect Christian, I even saved a fellow parishioner’s life recently – personally carrying this man ten kilometers to hospital after his collapse.
  
  I’m well known in public life as a man of humility, quietly spoken and even tempered. Have you ever seen me on morning T.V., my humble close “good to be with you” signed off with a cheesy grin.

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