Monday 28 December 2009

A Tiger Woods holiday poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.


She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.


He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.


He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.


From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.


With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.


Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.


And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."


She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.


Also, here's a great Xmas holiday game.
Just download this fun Tiger game. See how many points you can get before his wife catches him speeding away in the car!

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