Saturday 12 December 2009

Tiger jokes

  • Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

  • Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

  • Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

  • Poor old Tiger Woods, he hits one tree and all the old roots come out.

  • What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

  • What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

  • Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

  • Greg Norman contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

  • What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Swedes.

1 comment:

Anderson Street hoon said...

What‘s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus ?
At least Santa stopped at just 3 ho’s