Tiger jokes

• Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
  
  
• Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."
  
  
• Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
  
  
• Poor old Tiger Woods, he hits one tree and all the old roots come out.
  
  
• What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..
  
  
• What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
  
  
• Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
  
  
• Greg Norman contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
  
  
• What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Swedes.