Saturday 16 February 2008

Pink curtains

A blonde secretary working for the Unity Team goes to Spotlight on Mulgrave Road to buy curtains.

"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.

He shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. "Seventeen inches."

"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman, "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

The blonde says, "They aren't for a room, they are for our computer monitor at our Unity Team's campaign office."

The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows......."


Anonymous said...

A blonde walks onto a Sydney to Melbourne flight and sits in first class.

The stewardess checks the flight list and asks to see the blonde's ticket. It's clear she should be in economy.

The stewardess politely asks the blonde to move, but she won't budge and says only "I'm a blonde and I'm going to Melbourne!"

The stewardess calls the steward, who also talks politely with the blonde, trying to get her to move. He receives the same answer: "I'm a blonde and I'm going to Melbourne!" He too is defeated.

They call the captain, who joins them in the passenger area, listens to their story, thinks for a moment and whispers a few words in the blonde's ear.

Immediately, the attractive, fair-haired woman gets up and moves to her correct seat.

The cabin crew are impressed. What did the captain whisper? How did he get her to move? They ask him.

"Oh, that was easy" the captain explains. "I just told her the front of the plane goes straight through to Perth."

Anonymous said...

Siggggggggggggghhhhhhh!! How about some blond himbo jokes????

Anonymous said...

yes mr moore, wot r u saying that blondes r as dumb as kiwis?