Wednesday, 5 September 2007

Crazy China Caption Contest: Prize on offer!

Here's Mayor Kevin Byrne at the Xin Qiao Hotel, Hangzhou, China, last year, looking presidential, with with Vice Mayor Jin Shengshan and Dong Zude of Hangzhou Foreign Affairs Office.
We at CairnsBlog are looking for your captions... and to start the ball rolling, here's our suggestions...
  1. "Hey chaps, I loved your last movie.. Jin and Dong's Really Excellent Adventure"
  2. "Com'on Dong, no need to hide behind the couch, I don't really bite"
  3. "That flower arrangement is amazing, I'll get Dennis onto it for the office"
  4. "Hate to tell you boys, but beige is so last season"
  5. "So, we have a reef and a rainforest, and it's all for sale. Also, the island's still have plenty of apartment potential if you'd like to do a deal"
  6. "My office back in Cairns is similar to this, only bigger"
  7. "My wife could pop over and look after your body corporate management for the Imperial Palace if you wish."
  8. ....your turn.......

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

" Boys it looks as if I have left my Council credit card behind, could you slip me a fifty till tomorrow "

Anonymous said...

"Now if you lads give me a cool couple of million , you can do what you please in cairns. a 50 story skyscraper, no problems and i will throw in a set of steak knives to seal the deal"

Anonymous said...

"Mate Im so pissed I cant even sit straight, could you please message my wife to come and collect me"

Anonymous said...

Look gentlemen I will leave my business card with you.Contact me at any time,remember you will have to give the password listed on my card to get through my minders,they
are there in order to keep the residents from getting to my office.As I have explained to you all,arranging secret meetings is my specialty,I can guarantee my procedure is foolproof,and my charges are quite reasonable.

Anonymous said...

...and this is a photo of Amanda and me ,in happier times, at the Real Estate Ball... before.... hmmm
...the "incident"

Anonymous said...

timetart you are a champion !!!!

Anonymous said...

guys! got this great little estate coming up in the north next year, greeaat waterfront views! Get in early and I'll swing it your way!

Unknown said...

Here's a shot of me in PNG, wearing a grass skirt holding a spear yelling OOga BOOGA

Anonymous said...

"Fake ID? Yes boys, I have passports,drivers licence, medicare cards, rate notice.....what can I sell you?"

Anonymous said...

This is how big Michael Moore's dick is.

Anonymous said...

"I will leave you a copy of my CV,sir, I have a nasty feeling that my bombastic attitude in Cairns is no longer seen as a strength, and I may need a nice little job in China to tide me over when they throw me out of office. Could you get back to me ASAP."

Anonymous said...

Look,I'll pay cash for that set of prosthetic legs leanin' on the wall over there, cause me knees are buggered, and when ya visit my town, you can make me an offer on the whole bloodt place!!