This week's caption contest

With the news over the last few days that Johnnie will allow Peter to play in the sandpit before too long, this infamous photo needs an airing.

So, in the spirit of giving dear Kevin a rest this week (we have other surprises in store for him!), here's the Howard and Costello show!

Get your captions in fast...as this week's it's gunna be fun! As usual, I'll start the ball rolling...

1. "John, you know exactly where it itches, don't you?"
2. "I thought you said the children were under board?"
3. "My, you do have big ideas Pete!"
4. "No Jeanette is out with the kids tonite and won't be back till late"
5. "I'll do to you Pete, what I've done to the country"
6. "....your turn........