Palm Cove Barbie
This princess Barbie is sold only at Myers. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a designer kitchen. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Comes with the optional Real Estate professional or Car yard owner Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
Trinity Beach Barbie
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Mini Van and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. PDA, laptop & mobile phone sold separately.
Parramatta Park Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a Switchblade knife, a Chev Rodeo with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills)
Bayview Heights Barbie
This Noveau Riche yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own cappuccino cup, credit card and Golf club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School William. You won't be able to afford any of them.
Gordonvale Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Jeans West jeans two sizes too small, a similar sized t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a carton of full-strength beer,a pack of durries and a Jimmy Barnes CD set, as well as lots of doof doof music. She can spit over 2½ metres and kick mullet-haired Ken's arse from Central to The Great Northern, when she is drunk. Purchase her ute (made from stolen parts) separately and get a Bad Girlsticker absolutely free.
Edge Hill Adult Education Nuclear Power Protester Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Blundstone's with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Bacardi Breezers and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
4 comments:
where's Barbie's f**ken towel!!
The second one is very cute,AMAZING pictures
thanks.
where's suburban barbie, like forest gardens or Cairns high-density residential housing estate suburb Barbie?
Sorree for mouthful.
The "author" couldn't find a "suburban barbie" on the web where he copped the rest of these pix. Google tells all.
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