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From: Frank Mensah miningtrading1@tulsaemail.com
Sent: Thursday, 10 July 2008 5:55 PM
Subject: Gold Offer

Dear Friend,

We have this chance to introduce our coperation [sic] to you for long-term business relationship.

We are local miners representative/mandate, we have this opportunity to offer you this business for our mutual benefit.

meanwhile, we have gold dust for sale for long-term purchase and joint venture exploitation in our mining conssesion [sic]. please indicate your interest.

here is the offer for gold dust already in mining warehouse.

• commodity au gold
• dust.
• origin Ghana.
• quantity 100kgs for initial shipment
• price $15,500 per kilo.
• payment 50% cash or by swift transfer after ascertain the gold in the location.
• quality 22+carat.
• location Deposited in the mining warehouse for safekeeping in our site.
• shipment by air.

PROCEEDURE. [sic]

1. buyer visit the location of the gold in Ghana inspect and make shipment to his destination of choice for final refinery.
   
2. Seller hand over relevant documents to the buyer when shipping the gold.
   - certificate of origin.
   - ownership certificate.
   - airway bill.
   - previous assay report.

looking forward to your urgent reply regard to this.offer/ joint venture.

Regards,
Frank Mensah
miningtrading1@tulsaemail.com

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