Thursday 24 July 2008

Letter to Noel

Thursday 24th July 2008

Cairns Regional Council
Spence Street
Cairns, QLD 4870

Dear Noel,

I walked down Spence Street, past your office.

I often wander past, sometimes in the dead of night, to see if I can catch Kevin trying to scale the walls. However, Amanda makes sure he's tucked up in bed early these days. You'd think that our streets would be safer at night, but oh no. That's another story.

Anyway, I've noticed, since you've changed the name of our Council, you still haven't sorted out the sign on the street. I recall you were rather quick
to rip down the old Douglas Shire Council's sign, two days before the March election, which, as you are aware, was well over four months ago.

Now, I know you've been a busy boy, painting Val's office a nicer shade of tropical green and blue, and advising her about popular and acceptable conservative hair styles; letting down Robert Pyne's tyre's when he's in the staff room ordering the steak and musroom special; and re-writing Sno's letters; but dear boy, you really need to get the sign sorted at your - I mean our - front gate.

I hope that you can get this little bit of house-keeping attended to as soon as poss.

Lots of love,

PS: Here's the photo, just in case you've haven't driven out the main entrance recently.

1 comment:

Fosnez said...

Well, it would probably be smart to let them pick a new logo first, or otherwise people may think CRC is going to keep CCC's logo - especially when the name changes but the logo doesn't.