Wednesday 5 May 2010

How to get into a nightclub when you're under-age

  • "Tell them your lesbian lover is inside and that you are both looking to have a threesome with a bouncer to add some excitement to your relationship. Then tell him that you will see him at the end of the night and waltz in while he is seething with excitement."
- Posted by a 'Kirsten Lesina' on Gorskys, an Australian comedy website [23 Oct 2003]


Unknown said...

The nasty thing about this, is that in most cases it would work!


Kirsten Lesina said...

That bought back memories.

My friends and I were in the computer lab during lunchtime at school one day, and one of them thought it would be funny to write that comment and put it in my name, not theirs. I will have to send her the link to this article, I'm sure she will get a laugh at where her comment ended up.

However this article does raise an interesting point.

That was something one of my friends did when we were 17, yet it is still around on the internet.

It will be interesting in 5, 10 or 15 years time when the young men and women who are currently posting drunken underage photos and all manner of things on their facebook or myspace are running for local, state or federal politics.

There will be a mine of ‘dirt’ that the other side can use against them. I guess it shows you can never be too careful.

Paul said...

You're right of course Kirsten, but a good spin doctor will always triumph. EG your joke comment could easily be sold as demonstrating your ability to think outside the box and come up with novel, yet unorthodox solutions to problems, employing clever undestanding of psychology etc etc. We need to know though how you planned to get out at the end of the night when he's waiting at the only exit to collect. And having him arrested before you leave is cheating....probably.

errol flynn said...

Yeah right kirsten hanging around parks pretending it is a dog park does not work . just come out and be done with it .
I did I am a lesbian I LOVE WOMEN