Sunday 30 May 2010

10 worst things to say when a cop pulls you over

10. I can’t reach my licence unless you hold my beer.

9. Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

8. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

7. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

5. What do you mean 'have I been drinking?' You are the trained specialist.

4. Wow, you look just like the guy in the photo that my girlfriend gave me.

3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

2. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.

1. Is it true that people become cops because they failed as a Council parking officer?

And one more...

Well, officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

1 comment:

Ray Akerboom said...

mmmh... did my wife leave me 6 million dollars?" ( A guy living on the street in Mexico was chased by the police, because they wanted to tell him the good news. He thought though that they wanted to arrest him because of Drugs. He has not been seen ever since he escaped these policemen...It is a true, recent story!!!