Saturday, 6 September 2008

The return of the Caption Contest

1. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for your undivided land."
2. "Never mind the Chardonnay socialists, where's a free job after I finish my term?"
3. "I have never been, and never wil be in the pockets of developers."
4. "Dennis, can you drive this bulldozer over to Machans Beach, I've a wee job for you."
5. "The difference is that when I upped the rates and backflipped, people expected it."
6. "Who is this LHL and Capital Globe anyway? They run a chain of ice cream shops, don't they?"
7. "When I grow up, all this can be apartments, all this!"
8. "Is my head blocking the CEC logo, hope so."
9. "Ok, all together now, Udo Jattke goes round and round, round and round..."
10. "............your turn........"
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13 comments:

Quickie said...

Oh dear, Michael ...
your obsession continues ...
KB was a better man than you will ever be ...
How's the blood pressure these days ?
Time for some Cafe Del Mar music ...
Chill out ...
The decisions reversing decisions were decisions made by the ol' Mulgrave Shire.
Now ... who was the Mulgrave Shire?
Non other than Cr Rob Pyne's dad ... Tom Pyne
And that's a fact.

Brian, Kewarra said...

You have the weirdst sense of humour Mike - but you are a Kiwi.. so we shouldn't be surprised! Here's my caption...

"If Val wins the election, I'll come out to my wife!"

grizzle guts said...

"Now hands up if you remember who I am"

grizzle guts said...

PS. Quickie......all I can say is "Get F***ed'

You are from Loserville mate!

Giddie Up Sharon, Shitty View said...

how about.. "Wanna bet this shopping centre will piss all over Smithfield!!"

Ron Berton said...

As a SYdney guy who gets up to Cairns every few months -- I'm shocked at what you guys allow to be built.. you have a perfect opportunity to create an amazing space..

dennis.quick said...

Dennis Quick said:
This is the first time I've posted a comment onto Cairns Blog - indeed a unique experience. As can then be deduced, I'm not "Quickie" although he does have a turn of phrase and a penchent for sticking to facts that I admire - althoug some on this site obviously don't. Ces't la guerre.
Re the caption, how about:
"Val, you need such things as these to build a city - not private little lunches with PR people."

Kevin Looser King said...

"I have a dream..."

Roundabout Gal said...

hahha what about...

"I was a dreamer"

Bryan Law said...

"You never thought you'd miss me did you? Stiff cheese!"

Bryan Law said...

Got that right Kev!

Villa Vanker said...

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's a pleasure to be invited here today to launch the demolition of the Villa Romana extension. Ha! Ha! Just kidding, now what did I do with my wine glass George?"

Anonymous said...

" I was about this high when I realised that I could get whatever I wanted. And now I want all of Cairns to be covered by concrete."