Wednesday, 3 September 2008

It's a crazy world when

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy.
The best golfer is a black guy.
The tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese.
France is accusing the US of arrogance
Germany doesn't want to go to war.
Three most powerful men in the world are named Bush, Dick and Colon.

3 comments:

Syd Walker said...

With due respect, Michael, the myth that Germany is a nation with a long history of waging aggressive wars - implicit in your summary - is precisely that.

My own background is Anglo and I have no personal ax to grind on this. I just don't like to see a blatant untruth gain acceptance through uncritical universal acclaim.

Substituting 'Britain' for 'Germany' would make the joke more accurate.

Anonymous said...

You must be out of ideas, huh Michael?

This sad diatribe was making its way around the internet about six years ago.

Wasn't funny then, seems just sad now.

Anonymous said...

this time, I'd say,
you know the world is hopeless when Sarah Palin gets to become the VP!