Saturday, 19 March 2011

CAPTION CONTEST: Willy and Val. Oh, and Anna

Here's a snap from Trent of 7 News, who got to shake the Prince's hand today, as a nice birthday prezzie.

Willy was escorted by Cairns Regional Council Mayor Val Schier, who was feeling rather non-republic. If you look very hard, ironically on the left, you'll spot a premier with a pointy nose, looking decidedly witchy.

Let you imagination run wild and put some words in their mouths.

  1. ''So who here is a member of the Australian Labor Party's Expulsion Committee?''

  2. ''Yesh, I like Subject Valorie. However she invited me back to her beachside estate, but I declined when she asked to 'walk her corgis'. I wonder now if she was meaning something quite different. Daddy warned me about her type.''

  3. ''So why did Madam Bligh say Yasi was the world's biggest storm, would wipe out thousands and scare the living bejesus out of you lot? Is she as mad as marm says she is? Thank God she's not your weather forecaster.''

  4. ''Val! Over here! Does this angle look okay from here? Is my popularity still going to get us Laborites re-elected? Please tell me Stuey isn't in the crowd.''

  5. ''I think Queensland is so quaint. Kate might like to pop over for a visit. I mean, there's a lot of ramshackle cottages available rather cheap south of Cairns at the moment.''

  6. ............... your turn.........

11 comments:

Charlie said...

How about Michael Moore is a pathetic gossip merchant and wishes he was noticed and photographed and as relevant as Val, Anna and Will. Repeat after me "I am relevant" because I write a blog.

Ms Fifikins said...

Where's Warren?

Bryan Law said...

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, now to make the electorate DISAPPEAR!

luke said...

Oh Charlie, get off the 'charlie' and lighten up.

If life gives you lemons - Make lemonade!

Well - life gave us Val.....

Now.... Where were those lemons??

Frank said...

“Dorothy, er Val, I’d fly you out of Oz to my Kingdom in the North where you could meet the Queen, if only that Wicked Witch of the South-East wasn’t lurking in the background, threatening your people with another Category 5 cyclone so they’ll keep loving her.”

Vaughn said...

So who is this smug, arrogant bint to my right here?

D.J.HUNT said...

Tell me Val, who is this strange woman who keeps showing up every where there is a camera?

knrhill said...

Charlie / Sally, if Mick's Blog is not relevant then why are you using it. I thought your philosopy was to join organisations and quit them if you don't agree with their views. It appears that one chooses when to apply ones own values hey !

Ms Fifikins said...

"Thanks for the advice ladies. So it's Gilligans then The Woolshed then Covergirls. Val, what are the streets like at night round here?"

:Kevin-John: Morgan. said...

So, where's Bluey...he's the one I'm here to see, not you people.
Why you may ask?
Ask Bluey...!!!

Alex said...

Prince Bald patch and greydilocks