Genetically modified orgasms

Federal Liberal MP for LaTrobe, Jason Wood made a dickhead of himself recently - your tax dollars hard at work.

In this speech the nuff nuff MP stumbles on many words including "organisms" which he pronounces "orgasms". He assured everyone he hadn't been drinking while addressing the chamber in support of Green party policies. At least that would have been an excuse for his performance.

Maybe he should have gone to a private school? God help us.