Monday, 3 December 2007

Blondes have more fun

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

so bloody blondist. I'm sick and tired of blondist prejudice.

Blonde lubba of Machans said...

Here's some blonde inventions...
1.Tricycle kickstand
2.Solar flashlight
3.Fire proof matches
4.Inflatable dartboard
5.Glass hammer
6.Black light bulb
7.Boomerang grenade

Not a Blonde said...

hahah here's a better one thou,...

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?" "Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

KAZBA said...

I don't think this girls problem is that she is blonde but that she is a young American. They just don't know or care about the rest of the world. They are all so focused on themselves and our kids are the same. The only reason this person(and millions like her) would want to know where Budapest was is if Paris bought a cool handbag there and they wanted one too. (You know Paris is like Paris Hilton,ok, not like a city like in that Country Europe,where some people speak like French and stuff.)
Before we laugh too loud at Blondie, we should ask some Aussie kids who have just completed Grade 12 the same question. Bring on the Education Revolution before Australia ends up with more people just like this one ,who will be responsible for running it.

Anonymous said...

kazba is correct. Our kids are becoming "consumers" like the Americans, other than "citizens".
Looking at blondie above, I can see the high level of maintenance this girl has put into herself. Little does she realise how grotesque she really is. No doubt her aim will be to be a "trophy bride" where she will have riches and comfort for some years, until nature takes its toll and newer models make her obsolete. Her life will be one of trying relentlessly to control nature and the ageing process and to keep attracting men. She will expose herself to a cauldron of toxins in the process and starve her body so her bones become prematurely brittle.
Right now, she may be the fantasy girl of many males, but her life ahead will be one of narcissism, self-preservation and ultimatelty public ridicule and loneliness. Sad.
Our Aussie girls need our guidance to avoid becoming like the American girl.