CAPTION CONTEST: Carbon Tax passed. Rudd and Gillard kiss

Julia Gillard and former PM Kevin Rudd kissed and hugged today as the carbon tax was passed in Federal Parliament.

Historic alright. Did you cringe or feel all fuzzy wuzzy? But what was said?

1. "Joolia, you're the best sex I never had."
2. "Kevin, I think we should do together what I just did to the Australian public..."
3. "Hands off please, you're starting to go all Keating on me."
4. "How many emissions do think Abbott is going to emit today?"
5. "I like you Kev, but the tongue is going just a bit too far, ok?"
6. ....................... your turn ..................