Friday, 27 May 2011

CAPTION CONTEST: Wazza gets a talking to

This week Chief Opposition Whip and local MP, Warren Entsch, sent out a angry email outing a number of "disloyal" Coalition MPs for not turning up for an important vote in the House.

Yesterday, one of those named, Malcolm Turnbull, had a bit to say to bully-boy Entsch. I wonder what words were exchanged?

  1. "Look here mister, I'm a Zillionaire, and I've heard about your plantations up the Cape, so just watch out or I'll be the one outing you..."
  2. "Entschy, this whole gay marriage thing, how about we go steady and see what it's like. What do you say?"
  3. "I have my own iPhone App. What you got? An ear ring and a motorbike? Whoopee!"
  4. "Hey Wazz, pull my finger... and I'll show you my latest fart joke. Go on... please..."
  5. ..... your turn.....

21 comments:

Terry Vance said...

"Look here, prole, I won't forget this when I'm the Prime Minister."

KitchenSlut said...

"Hey Wazz, I'm having a new driveway put in at the mansion and I understand you are looking for work as a civil construction consultant now that CEC is bust"



Note: Peter van Onselen scathing on Entsch in the Weekend Oz.

:Kevin-John: Morgan. said...

"Look here Warren old pal, we left your area till last with the fluoride, for a reason, OK?"
"Get over it and get your family ready to go underground, 'cos the shit is about to hit the fan".

Billy Colless said...

Listen Here buddy, as much as you sell the image of being a sharp shooter - we all know my guns bigger... now dont make me use it!

KitchenSlut said...

KS is completely nonplussed by Twitter but notes this:

gavking Gavin King
@ @Joe_Hildebrand Interviewed Entsch today. He used to work with crocodiles. Not sure he's phased by Turnbull waving an iPad at him. #auspol
27 May

Hildebrand is a 'journalist' with the News Ltd Sydney Telegraph. No sin. KS accepts all on merit. However Hildebrand also recently twittered: "I think all politicians should have to declare free gifts. For example Tony Abbott should have to declare Cate Blanchett"

Joe, mate? We are still waiting for Gavin King to declare who paid, if anyone, for Gavin King to attend the LNP fundraiser at the same table as 'Jonesy'?

Bryan Law said...

"That's a very nice flower you have there in your lapel Malcolm".

"Yes, I like the perfume. What I really need is an introduction to Gavin King. He's a triffic journalist, and I'd like to meet him".

williamsandrew said...

I like the 'pull my finger, fart joke'.

KitchenSlut said...

Bryan, is there anything you wont do to to jam your tongue as far as you can up Gavin King's sphincter on the basis that he once reported on your cauae in Alice Springs. Really sad mate!

Bryan Law said...

Since I've been in Rockhampton, I've read columns by Gavin on racism and greed - and I like that these subjects are raised (even though I might quibble on some details).

It's true I like Gavin personally, and I've had quite a few discussions with him around politics and other things.

The kind of crappy criticism (he's an LNP tool)levelled at him by the back-biting gossips of Cairns is so far from the truth as to be laughable.

Val Schier hasn't failed because Gavin's criticised her. She's failed because she's a mediocre, condescending, remote and ineffective ALP apparatchik.

With your fixation on tongues and sphincters KS, perhaps you should let out your inner Paedophile.

Bryan Law said...
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Bryan Law said...

To enrage you even further, Joe Hildebrand (another News Ltd journalist) was far and away the best contributer on Q&A tonight.

(It must be the Jews at work hey Syd?)

portmultimedia said...

"Waz" ...and the girls were saying that if you fold that finger in now to touch your palm and then mark it and straighten out your finger again, that is meant to be the length of your knob...
"Mal" ...Like This?

KitchenSlut said...

Bryan, your reference to my inner paedophile is simply lamentable and does you no credit. You are capable of better but more rarely these days!

Your defence of King is increasingly strange and delusional? Rather than back biting gossip I simply ask for appropriate disclosure in the Compopst on who paid for Gavin Kiing to attend the ALP fundraisng dinner!

Is something so simple too much to ask for?

Syd Walker said...

I had wondered if Bryan's much-trumpeted departure might spare CairnsBlog readers from his puerile attempts at wit and unpleasant, defamatory slurs. No such luck.

Bryan Law said...

The Jews made me do it Syd! (or was it Noel Pearson?)

Otherwise I'd be happy to let the voices of ignorance, prejudice, and self-righteousness blither on without comment.

Those jews are really sneaky.

Syd Walker said...

Debating with Bryan is like shaking hands with used toilet paper. Now I'll go have a wash and leave the egotistical prat to his career as a purveyor of sordid, defamatory crap.

KitchenSlut said...

Bryan,you have completely avoided and refused to withdraw the paedophlia comment in this forum. I have always tolerated you and supported you when your views were relevant. However, i think 'dead cunt' may now be a more appropriate expression of what you are?

With apologiess to Alison and anyone else who my be offended by my language ......

Bryan Law said...

For someone who lives in a world of tongues, sphincters, and "dead" cunts, and who thinks it's OK to disrespect others, you sure have a thin skin KS.

Likewise to the anti-semite conspiracy theorist Syd Stalker.

Syd Walker said...

"Listen up Wazza. I can tolerate your insulting letters, boring speeches and crass opinions. But if you ever again give my private phone number to wankers like that Bryan Law character I'll give you a whipping you'll never forget!"

nomooremike said...

Bryan Law gives Christians a bad name, so he's OK by me.

lee.stuart10 said...

It is unfortunate that Bryan Law's comments continue to be posted on this blog site. While he was once able to provide insightful commentary, he has descended into a bully boy of the worst kind. No wonder no-one wants to engage seriously with this site anymore.