Monday, 15 October 2007

Walking on sacred ground


Please forgive this 'local' blog becoming my web diary as I revisit old childhood journeys.
I've just met up with my old school and cycling mate Grant, and ventured over to Banks Peninsula.

The Banks are truly a magnificent geological feature that juts out from the mainland on the on the Eastern seaboard of the Canterbury plains.

It was formed by two phenomenal stratovolcanoes volcanic explosions, Lyttelton formed first, then Akaroa. Only 8,000 inhabit this wilderness, and very much like the Great Barrier Reef and Cairns, even though this spectacular natural feature is on their doorstep, many locals rarely make the trip to explore.

The crew of Captain James Cook became the first Europeans to sight the peninsula, during Cook's first circumnavigation of New Zealand in 1769, when he named the feature in honour of the his botanist, Joseph Banks. However the peninsula was one of Cook's two major New Zealand cartographical errors. He was unable to see the low plains adjoining the peninsula to the mainland, and charted it as an island. It goes that he was distracted by a phantom sighting of land to the southeast, and sailed away before exploring any closer and never discovered the two good harbours.
The peninsula is in Ngai Tahu country, the local tribe.

The journey takes us through a quaint village called Little River, where the local store was mysteriously burnt to the ground a while ago, only to get a substantially larger cafe and gallery in it's place a year later. However, the spinach and feta muffins with a hot chocolate where rather amazing.

Birdlings Flat, or Kaitorete Spit, is the next stop. It's wild and windy beyond your belief. Sea surf casting is undertaken here, and I recall as a kid heading over here with memories of being chilled to the bone.

There's a meandering collection of battered wind-sweat bachs here, some look like they've not been inhabited for many fishing seasons.

The ocean currents are constantly eroding the spit, from the narrow 100m western width and depositing the gravel in the east which is now over 3kms wide. Ngai Tahu used this area for seasonal food sources and even tool making.


It's a harsh barren climate, however is home to some unique plant and bird life that is not found anywhere else.
We stand briefly on the edge of the stony shore, as the wind fights us to surrender. It's as far away from a barmy Cairns day as you could get, unless you live in Innisfail of course.

From here we head Eastward to the peninsula. Grant points out that the old train track that once serviced colonial pioneers transporting and logging for the young growing city of Christchurch. This track has recently had a rebirth with a local and government joint venture to become a cycle track over 40 kms long. The Tram Track meanders alongside from the road, over reconstructed bridges taking in a stunning vista, for walkers or cyclists.

Arriving at the hilltop and you are presented with a stunning view of the core of the old volcano. Right in the centre is Onawe peninsula, that you will see as a narrow strip in my photo.

The Akaroa harbour and heads are on the right.

As a lad, completed my Scouting challenges, I cycled over this spectacular peninsula.
The area was volcanically active around half a million years ago. The original vent for the Akaroa volcano is considered to be Onawe. The lower slopes of the peninsula are mantled with a yellow, wind-blown silt, which was blown by the infamous Canterbury nor-westers during the most recent ice advances from the wide beds of rivers such as the Waimakariri. It is a stunning part of New Zealand.

Most recently in the 17th century, Onawe was the site of a Ngai Tahu pa, or Maori meeting place. This peninsula was a perfect site for defending and fortification. Te Rauparaha, chief of the Ngati Toa in 1831, captured and killed up to 1,200 people here, so this land is sacred to Ngai Tahu.
Two significant events in the assumption of British sovereignty over New Zealand occurred here.
In 1830 the Māori settlement nearby was the scene of a notorious incident where an English captain, helped North Island Ngāti Toa chief, Te Rauparaha, to capture the local Ngai Tahu chief, Te Maiharanui.

As a result of the ensuing massacre, the British sent James Busby out in 1832 in an effort to stop further atrocities. The events here led directly to the signing of the Treaty of Waitangi.

In 1838 Captain Langlois, a French whaler, decided that Akaroa would make a good settlement to service whaling ships and 'purchased' the peninsula in a dubious land deal with the local Māori. He then soon returned with a group of French nationals, with the intention of forming a French colony on a 'French South Island' of New Zealand.

However, by the time Langlois arrived at Banks Peninsula in mid 1840, many Māori had already signed the Treaty of Waitangi, the signatories including two chiefs at Akaroa, and New Zealand's first British Governor, William Hobson, had declared British sovereignty over the whole of New Zealand. On hearing of the French colonisation plan, Hobson quickly sent police magistrates to intervene.

A walk around the Akaroa of today, resembles a quaint french village complete with La Rue street signposts, a picture out of a French seaside postcard.

As afternoon merges into evening, Grant and I trek out to the top of Onawe, amongst freezing southerlies however we are rewarded with a 360 view that is something to behold.
Not a soul is in view as we made it to the windswept top, standing on the site of what was once a centre of a nation being formed.

We still need your financial support

I will soon provide CairnsBlog readers with an update of the defamation action from the Mayor against this Blog.

The action was regarding our efforts to raise issues of concern and interest to ratepayers, especially when it relates to spending public monies.

I'd like to thank those that have so far donated to our Fighting Fund, however if you haven't, I'd encourage you to help us. It is no doubt Byrne's objective to close down our voice, and we need to stand up to this.

It will probably cost us at least $2,000 to challenge our right to air issues of interest to all residents that are soon to vote on a new Council for our City. We could of course simply signed the letter and said we got it all wrong, but our moral conscious meant we needed to explain and stand by our side of the story.

We need to stand up to this attack from our Mayor who doesn't want us to air issues he'd rather not us discuss. We should also defend our right to question and allow debate when and how our rates are spent. This is called democracy. We believe that we haven't defamed anyone, we have always welcome the opportunity to debate and engage our Mayor and this Council in matters of great concern.

It's a sad day when the leader of our city doesn't talk to citizens that have an opinion, but instead sends out defamation action to anyone that discusses publicly Council's actions that disagree. However, we know that this Blog isn't the first to get threats of legal action.

We will soon release details of the settlement and our response to his, I mean Council's Defamation letter against CairnsBlog.

If you can spare a donation, I ask you to contribute to the cause. All the account details are listed on the right-hand side of the blog.

Longing for home

Arriving back in New Zealand after decade away is a rather grounding and spooky experience.

I've been rather tangled up in my own world for a long while, and when I left Wellington 7 years ago, besides a brief visit to my home town of Christchurch in October 1997 for dad's funeral, I hadn't been back to this southern town for probably 15 years or so.

I arrived soon after midnight, courtesy of Air NZ. Their service measures up to their string of awards they often boast about. I was quickly handed a copy of the Dominion Post, a combination of the merged Dominion and Evening Post some years ago.

It was nice to read a paper that, when opened, disturbed the adjoining seats and comfortably covered the unfastened seat belt.

Stories in a newspaper this size, like The Australian, are always of some length and have the ability to debate issues fully. I also notice how Kiwi newspapers love to put good news, happy news, on the cover. Today's cover is all about 3 year old twins that are re-united the a miracle New Zealand doctor from Waikato hospital that separated conjoined twins at birth, in a stunning 22-hour operation, along with 55 other medical support staff.

I often wonder about those that work on tabloids these days, especially the trained and experienced writers, that are subjected to produce a 150-200 word story. It must be a frustrating environment when you want to express viewpoints and engender balance on the size of a postage stamp.
The DomPost is a truly great newspaper, as is the Christchurch Press, where I am currently visiting.
The national weekend broadsheet Sunday Star Times, that also comes out of the FairFax stable, and is a big read at 120+ pages.
The headline covers the weekend's local body elections. 20 new mayors unsettled the incumbents across the nation. In Christchurch, it was revealed that Labour MP Tim Barnett wanted to put his hand up for the job, so long as the new Mayor-elect, former TV This is your Life personality, and John Denver look-a-like, Bob Parker, stepped aside.
54 year old Parker romped in, 14,000 ahead of Megan Woods, who will return to her role at Crop and Food Research. Often local elections like this, attract winners that are known, more than those that are known for what they stand.
In the nation's capital Wellington, 5,000 last minute postal votes weighted in favour of incumbent mayor Kerry Prendergast. She will serve a third term with 11,000 votes ahead of her nearest rival. Kerry has led Wellington through a growth period with high-quality infrastructure. It's easy to see why her city was recently voted New Zealand’s best 'Quality of Life' for culture, nightlife and entertainment. It boasts varied events, accessible waterfront and stunning sculptures. This Council has promoted and enabled city wireless loop internet access across the city and high-speed broadband right across the region.
Kerry followed Mark Blumsky as Wellington Mayor, who is now a National MP. He was famous for being an accessible and highly friendly mayor. Mark often took the bus across town, and allowed anyone to sit and chat with him. I steered a business networking organisation, and Mark allowed us to use the Mayor's office for our Executive to meet.
Mark replaced Fran Wilde, who is current chair of the Greater Wellington Regional Council, which covers 813,000 hectares and 787,000 maritime hectares. The regional population is 445,400.
I've had the pleasure to work and engage with Mark, Kerry and also Fran over recent years. These folk transformed Wellington from a reputation as 'Windy Welly' to a dynamic and international renown city it is today.
I look forward to catching up with them all while in Wellington over the next couple of weeks.

Who ya gunna vote for?

Now that the election date has officially been called, and only 2 months after CairnsBlog had a Countdown Clock at this top of this blog with the correct prediction, we now know there's only 39 days to go before Howard and WorkChoices go.

In the 2004 Federal Election, 90,542 were enrolled and we had a 91% turnout. The seat has a safe Liberal leaning or 60% to 40% ALP, however recent polling has closed this gap considerably.

With 150,366 sq kms to cover, the new Candidate for Leichhardt has a huge job ahead of him, or her if Charlie gets the nod.

Charlie McKillop, the only girl with a boy's name in the race for the federal seat, is keen to leverage off her incumbent's reputation, or at least some of it.

Warren was a formidable opponent and at times a colourful candidate. His recent overlaps and conflicts with becoming a director at CEC, with it's close links to Council contracts, drew a lot of questions and criticism.



Jim Turnour gained 31% of the vote in the 04 election, whilst Warren Entsch took 53%.

Jim has worked hard for this election, and hasn't really given up after the last defeat. I suspect he's visited almost every nook and cranny in the Division.

His name, let alone his speeches, give him instant recognition around the region.

The National's choice is Ian Crossland, but what we really want to know, is that your real hair colour Ian?

Ian is active in his community and has supported the Red Cross and also the Cairns Show Association.

He still gets called 'Barney' – a nickname from his days at Trinity Bay High school. It should be Blondey.



Then there's Selwyn Johnston running as an independent who thinks size does matter with the biggest mobile billboard.

I know that battle all to well of an independent, so admire those that put their hat in the ring when there's little chance of winning. However this platform will allow such candidates to air their voice and enable us to hear other non-mainstream concerns.


Damian Byrnes is representing the Common Sense Party. I blogged about Damian's magnificent parking abilities a few weeks ago.

The Greens have announced Sue Cory as their candidate for Leichhardt. They commanded 6.5% of the vote last time. There are a multitude of Green issues to combat in this electorate.

Ben Jacobsen will wave the Family First banner. So look out women, get back into the kitchen.

Pat Morrish announced on her morning ABC show that there are already ten declared candidates.

If you're not on the electoral roll, you have until 8pm this Wednesday. Enrolment forms are on AEC website or at Australia Post. Medicare, Centrelink and ATO offices also have these available. You can check your enrolment online at AEC or by phoning 13 23 26.

Two quotes always come to me in these times... "Vote early. Vote Often" and "Don't vote, the bastards will get in!"

Hello from Antarctica

Well, I'm across the ditch presently.

You may have noticed the absence of posting over the last couple of days, but Qantas nor Air New Zealand provides internet connection on board as yet.

Lufhansa already give net access as does JAL between Tokyo and New York. They've discovered that their planes don't fall out of the sky if someone what's to check their email or connect up to adultsheepfinder.com

I flew across to Christchurch over the weekend - the "most English city outside of England" we used to say. I haven't been back here since dad's funeral just on 10 years ago.

Suffice to say, I've been catching up with family and slowly adjusting to below zero temps at night, reaching a high of 5. You know, like living on the Tablelands.

So friends, and the other four Unity members, I say hello from distant shores, and apologies for being a mite absent over the last few days. I feel as if we know each other a bit more these days and have missed not chatting with you all.

So, I'm wrapped up here, three layers of fleece, sitting in the corner of my eldest brother's 95 year old New Brighton beach mansion. The LPG heater is blasting away at my side as the morning sun is attacking the crisp grass outside. Doug the Pug is still curled up in the garden room, and I need some brekie.

Hang tight, I'll be back with you in a jiffy.

Warren Pitt queries cost blowout


Friends of the Earth Kuranda welcomes comments by Queensland new Main Roads Minister Warren Pitt that the proposal to build a billion dollar plus 4-Lane Highway on the Kuranda Range cannot be justified.

"The Kuranda Range Highway's six-year 'assessment process' has been a boon for local consultants, but no use at all to current road users" said Sid Walker of Friends of the Earth Kuranda.

"For too long, the safety of current road users has been simplistically linked to the new highway proposal. We welcome direct Ministerial focus on the real issue: the need for prompt and effective action on Range Road safety and convenience.

"Any new highway on the range wouldn't be ready until 2020 or later. The Minister understands that is far too long to delay on a safety issue.

"Sensible and affordable measures such as speed limits, an improved rail freight system, redirection of freight to more suitable routes and better public transport have always had our support.

"We now urge the Bligh Government to exercise fiscal prudence and scrap the Kuranda Range 4-Lane Highway project. Its price tag has inflated more than 300% since 2000. Time to call quits!

"Queenslanders expect public funds to be spent wisely, giving priority to critical funding needs such as the cash-strapped health system. Major infrastructure investments should be made only if conducive to long-term sustainability" said Mr Walker.

"Minister Pitt's comments are a breathe of fresh air in what had become a stale debate. A rational discussion about future options for this part of the Tablelands, with the new FNQ 2025 planning process plan underway, is an exciting prospect" Mr Walker added.

"This also offers hope that a looming conflict over the future of Myola - currently subject of a Mareeba Shire Council proposal for urban development of 10,000+ people - can be averted." said Sue Robertson, another FoE K spokesperson.

"Council wants the plan approved ASAP so development can begin - actually increasing traffic pressure on the Range Road over the next few years.

"FoE Kuranda believes Myola - home to at least two highly endangered species found only within its boundaries - is no place to put a city!" she concluded.

Thursday, 11 October 2007

A cuppa at Parliament


I popped into Parliament House yesterday afternoon to catch up with our MP for Barron River, Steve Wettenhall.
Steve took over from Lesley Clark last year, following her early departure from politics.
He took a break from the chamber whilst they were debating embryonic stem cell research bill.
I watched an impassioned speech from Lawrence Springboard following which the Parliament voted in favour of controversial amendments that will allow human embryos to be cloned for medical research, 48 for and 34 against, in a conscience vote.

Stem Cell research has been hotly debated, and passed, by the Federal Government. The US Congress, under Bush, blocked a similar move.
Stem cells and the use of embryos in research are technically complex areas that raise fundamental ethical, spiritual and cultural questions.
This is a challenging area as Governments have a responsibility to provide robust safeguards against the potential misuse of these technologies. However I'm a believer that allowing flexibility and innovation so that our society can benefit from the application of this important and innovative area of research and potential findings.
Steve kindly gave me some time and showed me upstairs to the old disused upper house chamber, the Legislative Council Chamber.
Posing for his photo, he looked like someone that didn't want to be blogged, but blogged his is. The Upper House was disestablished in 1922, whereas New Zealand's ceased in 1952.
Just as I was leaving Parliament, I greeting a flustered Mike Berwick, with his mobile glued to his ear. I overheard something about chopping down some Daintree for a MacDonalds...or something.
It was an interesting day in BrisVegas.

Freebody gets it right, kinda


I can't agree with Dennis Quick's letter more in this morning's Cairns Post.
I mean, it says it's from Paul, but we know Dennis is the letter writer par excellence for the remaining rats that make up the sinking ship HMS [Dis]Unity.
By the way, I really wonder when they're going to update that name? I'd be calling Andrew Griffiths in for a pr and marketing 101. I mean 'Unity' and the tiny bunch that are left, look as comfortable as a Lesbian wedding at St Augustines College.
So "Paul" tells us, in response to Richie Bates' letter criticising Council's poor environmental record, to which no posting on a defamation-friendly blog can detail in five minutes.
Denis, I mean Paul, says two comments that rung true with me. they should be the mantra for everyone running for Council this coming March, and indeed the voting public: "If ever we needed an experienced and well-working [sic] council, the time is now."
Indeed. Well said.
So Dennis, I mean Paul, you can't claim credit, as much as you'd like to. Because credit for a job well done is something that is earned. The ratepayers of Cairns feel disenfranchised, despondent, ignored and angry that they are continually steamrolled when it comes to consultation and active participation in our local democracy. How many community resident association meetings have you been to? I bet more than Sno, which isn't that difficult.
Why did you vote, along with the remaining loyal 'Unity' members at the farce that is the Local Transition Committee to not have a Community Representative, even though the legislation encouraged it? Sends a rather powerful message about how you and your colleagues treat with contempt the willingness to embrace and involve the people.
The letters headline says that a proactive Council is key to success.. and although the subbie at the Post may have scribed it, I'd like you to do something for me today. Pretty please?
Get out those scissors from the top drawer of your desk. Go on. No, I'm not asking you to pop over to Alan's office down the corridor. Cut out that headline. Then sick it on the top of your screen, so that every time you read the minutes and various reports that are held away from the public view, you are reminded how alien this concept has become for you, Kevin and Terry.
We do need an accountable, open and proactive council. We do need one that provides transparency and good governance. We do need a better more intelligent balance between our man(woman)-made structures with our natural assets. We do need a Council where the people own it and control it. We do need a council where everyone feels included and not excluded.
And since you're defending your environmental track record... wait a minute, I just fell off my chair...................
Okay, back up... you need to remind yourself how often a developer's wish has overridden the thrust and spirit of community wishes. "They have rights too," says Kevin.
Oh, they do indeed. But the greater right should belong to the community that resides here. They should guide and shape our community as it grows. Developers overwhelmingly pay a million bucks to Boral to deliver 4 ton of concrete, and before it's finger dry, they're on the next plane south with a sack full of cash, after handling the apartment block over to a bunch of owners to live with the social disaster they've created.
City leaders should respect, integrate and accept local opinion like the 200-page detailed SOS rebuttal of Cairns Plan amendments that were mostly ignored.
Another frightening and all to regular occurrence, is when local residents object or provide contradictory advice about certain developments and land management issues, and state the same publicly, only to get the heavy legal hand of a developer writing to them. This has occurred on the northern beaches regarding stability issues of the Buchans Point development. I'll share such letters later.
In fact, there are many stories that need to be told prior to going to the polls next March. I'm all to well aware that a great proportion on the new Cairns population is ignorant about past grievances and damage to our wilderness and inappropriate subdivisions and multi-apartment highrise that will date faster than a rotten apple left on the dashboard of a beige coloured Landcruiser.
There are many stories to tell in our city. This has been one of them.

Wednesday, 10 October 2007

Some Citizenship questions we'd like to see

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the arse'?
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2. What is a "bloody little beauty"?
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3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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4. Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'
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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
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6. Complete the following sentences:
a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
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7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
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14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
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15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
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18. Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?
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19. Who would you like to crack on to?
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20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
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21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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22. What does "sinkin pi*s at a mates joint and getten para" mean?

Eight Four Sux


I've just subjected myself to nearly 30 minutes of the Mayor's free weekly advertisement on the John McKenzie's 84Sux show.

He calls it Easy Listening, but I can't subscribe to that claim after the pandering that has become the John and Kevin show. I mean, why don't they just go get a room to themselves and get it over and done with?

I couldn't locate a photo of our local iconic John McKenzie, so I'll give you a pic of the Mackenzie clan. I'm sure there's a distant connection somewhere along the line.

The Mayor is a regular Wednesday guest on the show. And what a show it is.

Today he tried to pour out justification for his China Syndrome. We were told about the billions of Chinese and that it's only a few hours flight from our doorstep, and that we need to be doing business with paddy fields and questionable labour markets.

However the actual results and evidence doesn't correlate to this. Or, more importantly, his explanations don't. That's all we've ever asked.

In one refreshing outburst from McKenzie, he asked when we might see direct flights between there and here.

"Look John, I wish I could give you an answer to that, but I can't," said Kevin. "All I can say is that it might be sooner than later."

What a scoop! You heard it first on the John McKenzie show. It was gripping radio. There was a pregnant pause and a presenter gasping for what to say next. The revelation was announced on the John McKenzie show at 10:45am today.

I can see the banner headlines in tomorrow's Cairns Post: "MAYOR BEEN WORKING ON DIRECT FLIGHTS FOR SIX YEARS. NO PROMISES YET".

The fact is there is little that's been put on the public record to date. Most of the reports to Council by the Mayor about "trade missions" to China, are done in closed session. A number of Councillors have concerns on actual quantifiable outcomes. It's fair to say that there is little public confidence from local ratepayers on this subject.

Caller after caller to McKenzie's radio show, the mayor tells his ratepayers that he'll deal with their concerns.

Irene wanted something done. "You're talking to the right guy," said Kevin. "Oh that's great," she sniffled.

Another grumpy light sleeper from Brinsmead said the morning street sweepers wake him about 7am. "They start well before that you know," said the Mayor. "I'll put an end to it and call the contractors."

Joan in Clifton Beach wanted more street signs or numbers, or both. John from Edmonton, or somewhere on the Southside, wanted a dog ban on his neighbourhood park. Another wanted more safety around the Forest Gardens, Anderson Road access roads. .

It was the radio we stay awake for.

Then there was Jeremy. Or as the Mayor called him, John, then James. I mean, he should have remembered his name, because it had all the hallmarks of a set up call, a normal tactic on the Kevin and John Show.

This is when a caller telephones in and pretends to initially not side with the mayor's camp, then unzips his pants and makes him feel like they're old army chums.

Jeremy then announced that "everyone benefits from these junkets to China. No matter where you live in Cairns. There's billions of dollars to gain," he told us.

"I know James," said the Mayor in a senior moment. "Anyone would think I enjoy these trips. If anyone think trips abroad are restful and good for the soul, they are wrong. I'd rather stay here in Cairns, but I am here for the city. That's what I'm here for."

James went on and on and my radio almost seized up in disgrace as it tuned to 84Sux Set Up Radio.

So, I thought I'd put in a call to the Mayor. You know, have a nice chat, see if he enjoyed the chocolates I gave him a few weeks ago.

The guard dog answered the phone. I could have said I was Mike from Mununda, or Bill from Bungalow or Brian from Bayview or Ernie from Edgehill or .. well, you get the general idea.

I said who I was, and asked for a chat about this blog, and the mayor's over the top reaction to it. I thought it was about time he and I talked straight to each other instead of via his lawyer, I mean our Council-Ratepayer-funded lawyer.

The fact that they acted and advised him to send out such a letter to a ratepayer who funds his cheese and cucumber sandwiches says a lot about which law firm you should choose next time you need one.

That aside, I was looking forward to a civil chat about the weather in Shanghai and how the rice tea was and who's watering the garden now that he's back home. Things like that.

The guard dog, said "Well, this is John's show, and I don't want to get into trouble you know. I will go and ask John and call you back."

No surprises, he didn't call back.

John probably wasn't in for a bun, or a Bund fight more like. If John did ask KB if he wanted to chat to me, I could only imagine the conversation...

JM: That Blog guy just called and wants to chat to you on air.

KB: What's a blog?

JM: You know, that guy. That ratepayer who's been raising all those questions about you spending money. Our money. My money. $250,000 every year alone, to go to China. That guy.

KB: I don't want to talk to that %$#*&. I mean, how dare he try to question me and my reasons to go to China, or anywhere else for that matter.

JM: Well, he might have a point Kev. And you can tell him to his face.

KB: Nah. He can bugga off. He might be a ratepayer. He might be a local resident. But I have no reason to be answerable to him on such questions.

JM: If you don't, I bet he'll write about it on the blog.

KB: What's a blog?

JM: It's a website where about 800 locals a day are reading and writing comments. A lot of stuff about your Council and what direction it's been going in. Stuff that people seem to be interested in.

KB: When's this ad break finish?

JM: Oh don't worry, we play a shit load of adverts here. The listeners don't seem to care.

KB: By the way John, I bought you back this little something from my trip for you. Just takes two small AA's.

JM: Well, I guess it's the thought that counts. Did you bring one back for Cochrane as well? She'd appreciate it.

KB: I've lost her number. Anyway, she doesn't matter cos she doesn't have any committee anymore.

JM: So, you don't want to talk to the blog guy?

KB: What's a blog?

JM: Never mind. We're almost out of time.

Tuesday, 9 October 2007

David meets Michael

My good politico mate in Wellington, David Farrar who authors New Zealand's hugely popular KiwiBlog, recently recorded his 6 millionth visitor on the fourth year anniversary. He's [unfortunately] a member of the National Party, and through his blog, makes a substantial contribution to the daily political dialogue in the land of the long white cloud.

David just bumped into a blast from our mutual past. However, I'll save some of this story for later in the month, following our unofficial reunion in Wellington.

As part of a cheeky two-some, David and I got up to a number of antics in our naive political youth, fueled no doubt by our membership of Young Nats. The most colourful and now infamous event occurred around '93. We were arrested after claiming that a certain rouge politician of the time, Michael Laws was murdered. We put out a Police press release with a long list of possible suspects in the "murder". Yeah, it was a silly joke, but you really had to be there.

Our regular games were well-known around the press gallery for such pranks and although there was suspicion of the origins, we always closely guarded our identity.

Following national media coverage, and a court appearance sporting our party ties, we were both made to pay for our "crime", even though a number of senior politicians helped defend us. We were lauded as heroes in making fun of Michael Laws, who enraged most in the House. Michael is now mayor of Wanganui, a provincial town in the North Island.

To this day, a wonderful tribute hangs in the famous Backbencher pub across the road from Parliament, honouring our good work. The unveiling ceremony bought out pollys from all sides of the fence, including the arresting officer!

I'm looking forward to the 15th anniversary celebrations next year.

Councillor Sno Bonneau’s Report Card

Fiona Tulip of Kewarra Beach writes a report card for her local Councillor, Sno Bonneau.

She could only think of 14 major community issues on which to evaluate his performance in the last 2 years.





























Finally, to get a real measure of his performance, when asked by the Cairns Post (April 2006) as to his greatest achievement, Councillor Bonneau is on record as saying: "seeing the Argentea development at Palm Cove coming to fruition after many years working with the owners.” Wrong answer Councillor Bonneau.

Report Summary: Failed

Monday, 8 October 2007

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In response to a number of requests, today we set up a fighting fund bank account. This is for those that would like to contribute to fight the defamation action bought against this Blog by the Mayor of Cairns.

The Friends of Cairns Blog agreed at a meeting on the weekend to raise the necessary funds to support our right to question freely and openly, our local government. This is our fundamental right as residents and ratepayers.

We strongly contest that we have not defamed the Mayor, nor his Council. We have however, repeatedly questioned the use of our ratepayer's funds. Long may we all enjoy that right in a democratic society, as many in China don't.

Elected public officials should be robust enough to allow and engage in debate in areas that the public have a right to question, without fear of prosecution.

Just think about how preposterous this is. Our Mayor is using your rates to pay a Council-funded lawyer to contest our right to question the use of our rates? It's that bizarre or what?

Therefore, we have engaged a local defamation lawyer, and this will of course cost money.

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Someone needs to get laid

Sunday, 7 October 2007

What a Knob

Now this is a hoot.

A few months ago, I emailed a new developer, and asked where their development was located.

You see, their website was deliberately vague. I smelt a rat, or at least an average-sized bandicoot. I thought they didn't want to tell the world that their fancy million-dollar concrete box was at Yorkeys KNOB. Poor old Yorkey would turn in his grave.











It's not the first time that a developer has been a bit edgy about using the Knob name. I mean, what they scared of? Knob. It's not that difficult to get the tongue round (no obvious jokes please). Knob, Knob, Knob, Knob. There ya go, that didn't hurt a bit. Personally, I think the name is a marketer's dream. I can think of a myriad of advertising ideas, most of which are legal.

Sea Temple were so scared of knob references, that they printed up 20,000 leaflets, numerous posters and signage, and circulated them around the country and invented a new suburb called "Yorkeys Beach". Guess some marketing grad in Sydney thought it would be safer to not sell knobs to knobs.

















The residents banded together and took these knobs to task for taking the knob out of Yorkeys.

They subsequently were instructed not to tamper with the suburb's name and were warned by the Government that they were in breach of the Place Names Act if they used a false place name.

The Northern News captured the story in a clever cartoon (above) about the name debate. The Cairns Post also pursued the issue. "HANDS OFF OUR KNOB!" said the Post, in their award-winning headline for October 2004.

The locals reminded everyone about their proud, if not odd, history of the suburb's name. For the record, Yorkeys Knob was named after a local fisherman called 'Yorkey' who lived on the rocky hill ('knob') adjacent to Half Moon Beach in the 1880's. The story of how Yorkeys Knob came to be is one that stirs imagination. "The Knob, A History of Yorkeys Knob" by Mary Williams, published in 1986, tells the full story.

Sea Temple's misuse of the community name, upset a lot of long-time Knobians. The then president of the Residents' Association, Glenda Rowan sought support from the DNR contesting their forced use of a name that was not gazetted. The development was advertised as Sea Temple Cairns, avoided Yorkeys and the knob like the plague.

So onto the latest Knob abuser. Enter the Sutherland Group.

Julian Sutherland fronts two developments in Yorkeys Knob presently. One is York43 on Sims Esplanade. The website deliberately avoids use of any reference to it's actual suburb location.

The Residents' Association recently wrote and invited Julian Sutherland to come along to their meeting, and, give him his due, he did turn up. The president offered a cuppa afterwards and encouraged him to join the Association with a $5 annual membership fee. But he was in a rush and needed to get home. To be fair, it was getting late and he's still yet to sell some apartments off the plan.

So here's my wonderful email dialogue with Julian. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.


  • From: Michael Moore
    Sent: Saturday, 21 July 2007 2:18 PM
    To: info@york43.com
    Subject: York43`

    I've looked on your website and it gives no details of where this development is? Why is that?

    Very odd for prospective buyers.

    Mike

    =================

    From: Julian Sutherland [mailto:info@york43.com]
    Sent: Saturday, 21 July 2007 3:46 PM
    To: 'Michael Moore
    'Subject: RE: York43

    Hi Mike,

    If you click on the position page it has an aerial which shows the location. If you hold the cursor on each part of the position page it provides a more detailed description with regard to the location.

    Hope this answers your query.

    Kind regards

    Julian Sutherland


    =========

    From: Michael Moore
    Sent: Saturday, 21 July 2007 7:33 PM
    To: 'Julian Sutherland'
    Subject: RE: York43

    No, I did that.. and it doesn't show where the address of the property is at all!

    Can you please supply me the correct address, because there is no Sims Esplanade in Cairns at all.

    If it is this difficult to locate your property site, I don't think this information on the website has been well thought through at all.

    Regards,
    Mike
    =============

    From: Julian Sutherland [mailto:info@york43.com]
    Sent: Saturday, 21 July 2007 10:19 PM
    To: 'Michael Moore'
    Subject: RE: York43`

    Hi Mike,

    Type in Sims Esplanade, Cairns in Google.
    The first 5 results speak for themselves.

    Are you having me on?

    Good bye


  • ====================
    From: Michael Moore
    Sent: Sunday, 22 July 2007 10:29 AM
    To: 'Julian Sutherland'
    Subject: RE: York43`

    No Mr Sutherland. I'm not having you on. Where do you live? If you know Cairns, you'll know there's no Sims Esplanade in Cairns at all.

    Why should one have to attempt to search for the address on the internet!?

    Surely it should simply be printed on your website so investors/buyers can locate the actual address of the property. This is the weirdest real estate site and discussion I've ever had! I'm a property owner and also an investor, and all I want to discover is where this new complex is situated.

    Again I state, it is not located anywhere in the Cairns city.

    Sincerely,
    Michael Moore

    =========================
    From: Julian Sutherland [mailto:info@york43.com]
    Sent: Sunday, 22 July 2007 12:18 PM
    To: 'Michael Moore'
    Subject: RE: York43`

    Mr Moore,

    I have already sent you the address. Again it is:

    43 to 45 Sims Esplanade
    Yorkeys Knob
    Queensland 4878.

    I live there also. For your information this website was developed by a company in Sydney in association with a local company called Hot Croc. They designed the copy so I will pass on your comments.

    Regards,
    ==========

    From: Michael Moore
    Sent: Sunday, 22 July 2007 8:16 PM
    To: info@york43.com
    Subject: RE: York43`

    Thank you for finally providing the address of the property.

    Now I see why you, and your website, would not give me the correct address. You're embarrassed to use the name of the suburb. How crazy can you get?

    Mike
    =========
    From: Julian Sutherland [mailto:info@york43.com]
    Sent: Sunday, 22 July 2007 9:37 PM
    To: 'Michael Moore'
    Subject: RE: York43

    Actually I live in Yorkeys Knob and I am proud of the suburb.

    Please don’t send me any more emails.

    Thanks
    =========

Friday, 5 October 2007

KB's back, and he's not happy

Here's some bedtime reading for ya all.

In reference to a post called Mmmmmm - Big Kev dines big time, the team at CairnsBlog today joined the club... the "I got a legal threat from our Mayor" club.

Andrew at Future of Cairns knows all about this.

Amazing. The lovely Mayor rings 3 different people in my workplace, threatens to withdraw Council funding (which doesn't exist) if CairnsBlog isn't closed down, yet when someone tells you what kind of seafood he ate while on a Council Ratepayer-funded trip halfway across the world, one gets a 3-page legal letter.

I mean Kev, com 'on! The Peking Duck is great, so long as it's dressed in a nice white wine sauce. Actually, some readers pointed out, the menu at M on the Bund isn't that expensive. Maybe the staff at CairnsBlog are just a might jealous? I was in Beijing and Shanghai a few years ago, but didn't get to Bund. The Good Doctor highly recommended it actually.

Anyway, ask yourself Cairns folk. Is this the kind of Council you want running our town? One in which you're not allowed to debate and ask questions of our elected officials when they spend our rates?

I mean, put your hand up if your rates went up over the last 12 months? Mine did. However, not as much as a mate on the Esplanade in town. He lives on the corner, along from Caravella's Backpackers, in a small 30-year-old apartment, and his rates went from $2,000 to $4,320. And did he get 200% more services from Council? Unlimited library books with no overdue fees? A special permit to park free anywhere for a whole year? Hot dates with Cr Gill?

However, in fairness, his Council rubbish bins are made of gold and has scanty-clad council workers collect them on Tuesday mornings. They also pop up to his apartment and clean out his fridge once a month. Well, you know how they can get when you don't finish those greens.

Surely when there's a Council election coming up in 160 days, you'd have to presume people will start asking questions, looking into where and how our money is spent, and most importantly of all, that there is a return to us as a community and a city on any expenditure.

So there ya go. I welcome your take of these events. I know there's a team of folk who are the owner of a similar letter. Maybe we should all get together at the Cock n Bull over a beer soon and swap stories?

As Val Schier said a couple of days ago... prove us wrong Kevin, show us that this fixation with all things China is well worth all the tea in China.

























An open letter to Sno


I received this yesterday.. and thought readers might be interested in some Division 11 antics (that's Clifton, Kewarra, Palm Cove area).

The letter writer, only referred to as SnoJob says the Divisional councillor Sno Bonneau doesn't seem to like it when the local 'rag' presents information not favourable, so he then prints his own newsletter.


  • Hi there Mike,
    Following is the letter I sent to Sno. As much as I would like to, I cannot put my name to this for family reasons so I guess I lose some 'punch' in doing so. Sharing this seems the best reason to keep the State level of government is the lack of accountability at the local level.
    Cheers, SnoJob



    Sno,

    I fought the urge for a while, but a response to your glossy print newsletter "northern beaches update" is warranted. I debated whether a response would give the words some sort of credibility but your sheer contempt for the intelligence and integrity of the reader negates any chance of that.

    The most galling part of the glossy self-promotional is the line about sensible and rational input being welcome as long as it is based in fact and displays respect and civility. The notion of ‘fact’ is reiterated further down the page where the newsletter purports to offer some facts on what is really happening on the ground.

    For those of us who have genuine concerns about the decisions of government, local, State and Federal that may have a profound effect on our lives, it is possible and a fairly straightforward task to investigate for ourselves the statutory processes that culminate in these decisions. Those of us who have undertaken this self-enlightenment have discovered that the fact that covering of the Clifton Beach rock wall with so much sand was not only a sensible thing to do in terms of practicality for beach users and visual appeal but is fundamental to the engineering design and functioning of the wall. In fact the sand resupply was supposed to be, by law, completed 60 days after the rock work was completed. (Another fact; development applications are public documents which even local or State governments must make available on request for public viewing. What you can’t review in this way is available through the Freedom of Information Act for the cost of photocopying if you ask the right questions.)

    Using the same logic, one can discover that the EPA approval for the sand dredging at Bluewater had in fact been issued when your newsletter arrived in my letterbox. Council need not have been waiting on the EPA but then again Council’s own documents reveal that the fact that Council stated it had no intent to undertake the sand replacement until after the commencement of the 2007/08 fiscal year. As the EPA must have known this, it is hard to see why they insisted on the sand cover being done in the 60 days but didn’t follow it up, Council should perhaps thank the EPA for not prosecuting for the failure to meet the lawful requirement of the approval.

    Further inquiries reveal that arrangements between Council and the dredging operator were for this part of the routine dredging of Half Moon Bay to commence around August-September 2007 anyway. Your outline of the application process that supposedly took place does not even closely resemble the truth begging several questions:

    If Council was so aggrieved by this perceived delay, did you, as our elected representative, make representations to the local State member or the EPA?
    If so, why were these representations not successful in an early resolution?
    Did you investigate these matters for your self or did you spin up the backside covering excuses offered some council staffer?

    If you are prepared to stand by your claims about the reasons for the delays then you should get the CMC to verify them. If you are not prepared to do this then an apology for ‘misleading’ the readers of your "newsletter" might be appropriate. Really, about the only fact in the whole newsletter to this point was that the erosion is a natural process.

    The rest of the newsletter provided a strong sense of déjà vu, I’m sure I’d read or heard it all time and again over the last few years, perhaps the newsletter was printed on recycled paper that wasn’t very well recycled. Enjoy the last six months of your career as a Councillor.

    -
    SnoJob
  • PS: Why is this being sent anonymously? Your previously factually deficient claims and baseless personal attacks on anyone who may challenge you has been noted several times before and while I’m up for it, I won’t subject my family to it.


I have to say, while I applaud any public questioning of public servants like Councillors, anyone who feels strongly about their convictions, should declare who they are, and be prepared to stand by their opinions.

There was a lively discussion in the Comments section here last month about commenter's putting up their name or simply "Anon", which a lot seem to think is more than adequate.
If I was publish this blog under a fake name, I would lose a lot of cred.

Therefore, I have to say that I publish this reluctantly. However it airs some important issues and I welcome debate on this subject.

There's Sno business like Sno business (I couldn't resist!).

Wednesday, 3 October 2007

Rubbed up the wrong way



Now this is one of my bug bears.

Maybe it's just foreign to us Westeners, but the letter in Monday's Cairns Post touched a nerve with a lot of locals, and, it seems, visitors alike.

Gotta admit, I'm not a regular visitor to the Night Markets, and this is due in part to all the throngs of meandering visitors that are on a different timescale than us residents.

It's why the escalators at Cairns Central are the second worse visitor attraction in the Far North. Anyway, I digress, as any wandering Ronnie Corbett joke teller would do.

The issue in Colin's letter that I take on board is their selling technique.

Hawking is a particularly confrontational style of selling. The so-called 'Chinese massages' is a series of sprawling businesses that occupy the markets and employ an army of people to lure and coax customers in.

This style of selling is common place in Asia to visitors. Certainly Honkers. The technique is very forward, abrupt and often unrelenting. If you walk within 20 meters of eyesight, you'll get hounded. A simple 'No Thanks' will not get the desired response.

It's a rather aggressive style and hardly something that anyone would enjoy when they are up here for a relaxing holiday, and a nice wander though these colourful markets.

Last evening I chatted to John and Elaine, who were visiting Cairns from Melbourne. They were waiting for their daughter who was purchasing a $3 t-shirt in the store right opposite the seemingly endless line up of massage practitioners.

They told me how they'd just been 'accosted' by no less than four different people offering a foot / back rub etc.

"It makes you feel rather uncomfortable, doesn't it? After all this you feel like giving in," said Elaine. "It's a really hard sell, when all we came out for was a quiet wander after dinner on the Esplanade."

I recall some time ago walking the suit-making streets of Hong Kong, and they would literately chase you down the street, offering you the best deal under the sun.

The subject of street hawking has been debated by Cairns City Council some time ago, and was not at all something that was welcomed. I can't find the actual discussion, maybe it was informal. In a positive retort, the Mayor said that this behaviour was inappropriate and wouldn't be tolerated. It was in response to a number of backpackers that were then employed on the CBD streets to tout and hawk passersby with a view to get them to dine at their establishment. This very confrontational approach is something that really isn't an Aussie (or Kiwi) way of doing business.

I recall, that in Aplin Street, around seven years ago, businesses started to claim space with chairs and tables along the side of the footpath, making a narrow lane between the restaurant and the outside diners. They'd position 'guards' on either end and every walker was targeted with a myriad of 'offers'.

One evening I encountered this situation. I felt overwhelmed, as on previous occasions I simply said no thanks and made gestures that indicated politely that I wasn't interested. However, this practice wasn't that effective. They keep pushing the menu towards you in a hope that you will relent.

So this time, I simply ignored them. Totally. You know when you "blank' someone! I believed it would send a signal that I wasn't at all interested - at all. After all, I was merely passing along a public walkway onto my destination. This young girl saw that I was not interested and that I didn't even acknowledge her, she hurled abuse at my back as a wandered off! "Rude bugger!" she squawked.

I bet there's many who have had a similar experience.

How many times have you walked into a mobile phone store, just across the boundary of their store with the outside world, and their trained hound dogs are all over you with questions? Try it, they're infamous for it.

Various office buildings around town actively police and despise hawking, as door-to-door sales people aimlessly wander the streets with their wares.

I defend the right for businesses to carry out different marketing techniques, however when it directly and abruptly impinges on the peace of others, then it goes to far.

These 'massage' folk, need to change their practices in a way that gains them some respect, along with the many other stores that make up the Night Markets.

They are simply rubbing us up the wrong way.

Last week's Poll results

Last week's poll highlighted that there was an overwhelming majority of support to get this Federal election over and done with (too many Howard Hoax's and Rudd Reactions I suspect).

I won't highlight the second runner up... but all I can say is I hope the baby is doing well.




FNQ 2025 Regional Plan



Far North Queensland is the State's fastest growing region outside the South East corner with between 3,500 and 4,500 new residents
moving here annually.

A statutory regional plan is being developed to manage this population growth and protect our unique environmental features, well someone has to if this Council carries on the way it is.

The FNQ 2025 Statutory Regional Plan will:

• manage urban growth in FNQ over the next 20 years;
• integrate State and local government planning;
• protect unique regional features;
• identify adequate infrastructure to support demand to 2025; and
• provide an Urban Footprint for the region that:
- identifies areas for urban development; and
- controls inappropriate development outside these identified urban areas.

To have your say, fill in the online survey (Word doc) by the end of the month.

If you prefer, there are other ways you can call these folk on 1300 721 194 or email. Alternatively, post your comments to:

FNQ2025 Regional Plan
PO Box 5194
Cairns QLD 4870

Here's some background reading...

Monday, 1 October 2007

Bush reported dead, no suspects


Can you stay in Australia?

Today the rather draconian citizenship tests starts.

Australian Democrats leader Lyn Allison has mocked the "stupid" test on YouTube.

She says it's "ludicrous to deny someone citizenship because they did not know golden wattle is the nation's floral emblem." And I agree.

We should be looking at the qualities and strengths a multi-cultural society brings to respecting difference and embracing diversity.

Plus, when a Kiwi moves to Australia, it improves the IQ of both countries.

Alison said the test was designed to make Australians feel under threatened by foreign invaders and also suggests that the test seems to justify reintroducing military conscription by asking if the candidate for citizenship would fit.

Here's the resource book (Becoming an Australian Citizen) and you can take a sample test here tutorials and practice test.

And here's Senator Alison slagging off the test...