As always, be funny and not too rude.
- ''Yes, I get this feeling around my neck every time I hear you talk about rates.''
- ''We couldn't fit anymore in our Council budget than you could pack in those lycra shorts, if we tried. Honestly.''
- ''If I had my way, I'd do away with all this red. Lavender with rose petals and lentil colour is my choice.''
- ''Well, voting Liberal will make you feel like that around the neck, and the sensation lasts for a year or two. But why on earth did they select Paul Freebody in the first place Val?''
- ........ your turn.......