Thursday, 23 August 2007

Queensland population continues to grow


In some timely propaganda to support reasons for forced Council mergers across Queensland,
Premier Peter Beattie said an analysis of the latest Census shows the new local government boundaries will ensure Queensland's councils are better placed to manage population growth.

The 2006 Census shows Queensland continues to lead the country with regional cities experiencing historically high population growth.


Cairns now has 127,438 residents, as at the 2006 Census. This is an increase of 10,372 since 2000.

Beattie says that the "new council boundaries are centred on the regions where population growth is at its highest." It is true that growth is phenomenal in our regional cities.
The Census shows annual population growth in South East Queensland in the last 5 years averaged 66,000 p.a. That's about the size of Rockhampton every year.

Brisbane has had an additional 19,100 new people every year; the Gold Coast 16,700, recorded the largest annual average growth of any local government in Australia.

Other key growth areas include:- Caloundra 4.1%; Maroochy 3.7%; Mackay 3.5%; Hervey Bay 4.9%; Thuringowa 3.6%. Even Weipa has an annual growth rate of 6.9%
Local Government Minister Fraser has used the Census to justify the forced merger plan and said this growth was reason why larger Councils were needed.

Some key selected data from the 2006 Census for our region:-
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My day at the nude Lagoon

Well, like any self-promoting writer, a good headline is usually the key to grabbing attention.
It was Mark Twain that said "Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes."
Since I've resided in the far north, the subject of nudity comes up from time to time in conversation. Any liberal-minded lefty would argue, regardless of their wish to partake, that safe and appropriate places to strip off outdoors, should be embraced. There's nothing nutty or weird about this. I'm not proposing a float in the Festival of Lights at Festival Cairns next month.

Given our local climate and the fact Cairns has such a massive number of international visitors every year, many of whom come from a very liberal and relaxed attitude about nudity, it's high time the Council passed a By-Law to enshrine appropriate beaches to accommodate this.

Yersterday afternoon I wandered around our Esplanade Lagoon pool and surrounding sunning areas, a space that has for some time welcomed some degree of nudity. People visit this area for a raft of different reasons. Thorpie was spotted by our eagle-eyed reporter a few weeks ago, and without a shirt but sporting those speedo-covering three-quarter pants. If he continues such questionable fashion antics, we’ll be writing to revoke his icon status.

Would you believe that our right-wing Council decreed that [female] topless bathing is OK around the Lagoon. Thanks Kev, but they’ve been doing that for years, and at many pools and beaches as well. There has hardly been a ripple since the Civic pronouncement. Even swimmer Geoff Huegill said if he was a girl he “would sunbathe topless”!

However the same situation on The Strand in Townsville a few years ago bought all manner of outcries: "It's indecent exposure"; "we were disgusted"; "My 11-year-old said: 'how come women are allowed to do that?’ It's disgusting’, He said all he wanted to do was to look out at the ocean but he couldn't because those two girls were there,” the Townsville Bulletin reported.

It always shocks me, more than those mothers, why seeing some nudity is so shocking or ‘rude’. It’s the attitude of nudity being intrinsically linked to sex or is it all about their own insecurity and mis-information?

However, public nudity is governed by the State.

The locals' nude favorite of Buchans beach, 20 minutes drive north of Cairns, has from time to time, had the attention of the local constabulary. I recall three [straight] couples were arrested and fined $50 for their nawdy bits hanging out for all to see a few years ago.
Complete nudity is still no-no in Queensland, the only State in Australia to be so. It appears chipping away at such Victorian attitudes, that even the most ardent Hollingworth ousters would support, is a long battle.

A couple of friends were sunbathing al naturale at Bribie Island recently, when local undercover coppers (in board shorts!) gave them both a fine of $100 each.
The Queensland Government said over 10 years ago that it would consider a trial clothes-free beach in the Burnett Shire. The majority of councillors voted to ask the State Government to allow a local nudist beach. Mayor Ray Duffy said while he would not frequent one, he does think the Council has a responsibility to provide an area for those who would.

"We're also going to look at changes we'd need to make to local laws and based on that we'll make an application to the Queensland Government that we be the first of the three beaches that are set aside for 'clothing-optional' in the state of Queensland."

The FNQ Free Beach Association have lobbied Cairns City Council and the Queensland Government for some time in an attempt to allow Buchans Point to be a legal nude beach. They have made detailed submissions to the State Government, and also the Cairns City Council. However moves over recent years to legalise nude beaches was blocked.


In 1975, South Australia displayed its liberal attitudes by declaring the first legal nude-bathing beach in Australia. Victorian Premier Rupert Hamer’s opinion on nude bathing was reported at the time saying ‘I don’t go in for it myself, but I think it’s worth looking at.’

Public nudity is covered by the Vagrants Gaming and Other Offenses Act, and by the Criminal Code. This legislation was conceived and enacted in a bygone era and was originally intended to cover situations where there was an intention to shock or offend. The situation of acceptable public nudity was not envisaged.

An example of simple and effective legislation is that was enacted by South Australia in 1975 is Section 23a. This was added to the Police Offences Act 1953 provides: "An act of being in an unclad state in an area dedicated or reserved under any Act for unclad bathing, or an act of being in an unclad state in any waters adjacent to such an area shall not of itself, be an offense against any Act or Law in force in this State".
Of course, the illegality of nude bathing doesn't stop many people from partaking. Some of the more secluded beaches in the north of Queensland are ideal for nude sunbathing.

There are a number of locations which are known for their unofficial status as a location to shed your garb, but beware as it is an illegal practice, and police do fine nude people on these beaches.

Buchans Point is located just north of Palm Cove, about 25km north of Cairns. It is by far the most popular unofficial clothes-optional beach in the area and has been recognised as such for over 60 years.


Other spots are Pretty Beach that is located 1km north of the Rex Lookout, on the highway south of Oak Beach. Cape Tribulation is a beautiful rainforest area, 160 km from Cairns , north of the Daintree River. Cape Kimberley is a rather remote but beautiful bay with few people, a casual atmosphere, and lots of secluded spots. Cow Bay is very popular with backpackers, with the most accepted nude bathing area is the third bay as you walk north along the beach.

Did you know that some local tour operators in Cairns are welcoming to accommodate a nude cruise on The Great Barrier Reef?

Here's a nice story about Anita Grigg of Brisbane who recently told her story to the Courier Mail.


I recall Elle MacPherson saying that she "comes from a country where you don't wear clothes most of the year. Nudity is the most natural state. I was born nude and I hope to be buried nude."


So, I think it's about time this Council dealt with what will not only be a popular issue, but one that will know not cause any offense to the majority, now matter what side of the beach you sit on.

Hold on to your knickers.. here's some local nudie links:-

10 new divisions in the new Council

The Electoral Commission is currently considering submissions to ensure that each of the 10 new divisions in the new Cairns Regional Council has an approximately equal number of electors. That's around 8,200 in each.

The commission will announce the new boundraies, following submissions, in another month on 24th September.

DIVISION 1
It is expected that the exsisting Division 1 will expand from the current 6,000 voters in Mirriwinni, Babinda, Bramston Beach, Gordonvale, to gain an extra 2,000 voters in Edmonton and East Trinity.

DIVISION 2
This means that the current division 2 will have to push north into the Whiterock area to get its quota of voters.

DIVISION 3
Division 3 will be left with only half its constituents and will have to encompass almost all of the current division 4. Does this mean goodbye Cr Freebody?

DIVISION 4
Exsisting area serves Woree

DIVISIONS 5, 6, 7
The main part of the city will be covered by the new divisions 5, 6, and 7.

DIVISION 8
Exsisting area serves Edgehill

DIVISION 9
The new division 9 is likely to include all the remaining northern beaches.

DIVISION 10
The new Division 10 will take in all of the Douglas Shire, plus - purely on numbers, Palm Cove and Clifton Beach

DIVISION 11 (will vanish)
Exsisting area serves Trinity Beach to Ellis Beach

DIVISION 12 (will vanish)
Exsisting area serves Smithfield, Redlynch, Lake Placid

MAYOR (It is widely predicted that the exsisting mayor will vanish)

Sportsfest on this weekend


The annual Sportfest is on this weekend.

Sportsfest is a multi-sport weekend of swimming, cycling, running, beach volleyball and triathlon events, catering for everyone, including children.

The history of Sportsfest goes back to 1981 with the Coral Coast Triathlon. A group of folk from the Council and associated sporting clubs gave the race a new beginning based around the recently developed Cairns Esplanade.

With community support, triathlon has now been transformed into a multi sport weekend. This year will be the 25th anniversary of the original Tri.

THE EVENTS:

Athlete's Foot 2.5km and 5km Fun Runs

Cairns Indoor Sports Beach Volleyball Competition

What better location than the Cairns Esplanade to play or watch Beach Volleyball. Pier Sportsfest 2007 will host the Cairns Indoor Sports Beach Volleyball competition on the 25th-26th August.

Cairns Water Ocean Swim


Cycling Criterium


Defence Jobs Coral Coast Triathlon

Australia's first ever Olympic Distance Triathlon has a long and successful relationship with Cairns. Now in its twenty sixth year the formula hasn't changed too much. Stage a professional run triathlon in one of the most scenic parts of the world.

Defence Jobs Legends Triathlon

Watch our legends battle it out against each other in the Defence Force Jobs Coral Coast Triathlon. See our past elite athletes compete against each other in one of the favourite sections of the Coral Coast Triathlon.

Defence Jobs Teams Triathlon


It's Extreme Skate/BMX Competition

The Esplanade Skate Plaza is the place to be on Saturday 25th August as we host the It's Extreme Skate/BMX competition.

PAK Mag Kids Triathlon


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CLICK HERE for general Cairns City Council calendar of events

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Cairns Post watches us!


Our region's biggest daily gave us a plug yesterday.
Seems they watched last week's online poll, a number of days before it ended. I posted the final results here.
Thanks for the billing!
NB: The participation in our polls is not weighted by any "support group". It merely represents those that log on here and have their say.

Wicked is as Wicked does

Everyone's favorite Camper Van group is like an art gallery on wheels. We've all seen them around town and enjoying our region.

Here's some of my favs I've spotted around Cairns over recent days. Long may they rule the road when it comes to comedy! They even have their own blog. Wicked.





































City Place is this Council's terrible legacy

What a balls up. How could they continue to stuff up this area?

This has to be the worst example of a Council so out of control and out of touch with it's people.

We have just been presented with what is the third or fourth attempt of Shitty Place, I mean City Place. What were they thinking? No consultation. No consultation. This mantra should be inscribed on the outside walls of the Spence Street Office block.

I recall some years ago the builders screens were removed after months and months of work, only to be revealed with a Piazza!

Gone were the rolling green grassy mounds and lush shady tropical trees... and bamm: 27,000 brick pavers, and hot steel seats with no shade (3 years on, they still don't have any shade). We mounted a fight to get a shade over the children's play area, and were told there wasn't money in the kitty. They finally reneged. Questionable art appeared in the form of wash basins. I know art is subjective, however it hardly represented our region in such an important and central location like this.














The Cairns Post report today that we live alongside Elves.


If you gathered together 100 Year 8's from Redlynch School, gave them all a sheet of A4 paper, and asked them to draw and list what they'd like in their "town square", they would have eaten our city planners and Council alive. In fact, why DIDN'T we ask them??

They would have listed all things green, cultural and tropical, flowing creeks.. a mini rainforest... iconic representations of our ancient history and what makes of region internationally famous.

That's what they would have done. No doubt about it.

But the Bynre Council simply got a truck load of bricks left over from another Hedley apartment construction, and look what we've got.

Today's Cairns Post reveals the latest response following the completion of the new stage area... a giant mushroom looking thing.. shocked. This Blog also agrees the whole episode from start too finish - over 4 years - is one big balls up. This Council doesn't ask you or I. Know why? Because we might have some input about our community and how we'd like it to evolve and grow and change. But that's not how this Council does business.

This City Place development is a terrible legacy against the inability for this Council to consult with it's people. It is a most disgusting representation of anything that engages the audience or visitors. It is a space the actually does the opposite. It repels people away instead of being a central meeting place.. with a welcoming and embracing feel.

This should be a place to gather and wander and meander and relax and enjoy.

What a shame. A real shame that this has been allowed to happen. I suspect the bill will be in the millions for all the work and patch-ups that have occurred in this space over the last 5 years.
You know it's time to throw out a Council when things like City Place happen.

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

Some headlines can’t be ignored

Dwarf glued penis to Hoover

You’ll wince when you get to the bit about the...








Hat Tip: Kiwi Blog

Liquor Authority are amateurs

I'm not much of a race goer. Nor do I drink much these days.

Horses running around in circles all afternoon long ... I've never worked out what the point is.
However, I do know that the atmosphere of a day at the days is rather unique. Following the Queensland Liquor Licensing Authority's recommendation to ban patrons' booze at the Cairns Amateurs on Friday 7th & Saturday 8th September, I can rightfully understand the anger from thousands who attend the event year after year.

There is also a threat that those under 18yrs will be allowed entry. Seems this 'pseudo fun police' are now not only threatening almost every nite spot in Cairns with breaches and fines left, right and centre, but now the general non-clubbers are seeing the wrath of their ways. Every fan of the famous Cairns Amateurs, should take a look at the Headless Horseman's story yesterday. You'll make a few connections.

There's Time OUT shows, raids on visiting bikers, dog searches at public events, Liquor nerd cops hiding covertly in nite clubs, and booze bans. We are becoming a very boring community.

Time we took this into our own hands and take ownership of events like this that add to the flavour and a special part of our community calendar.

So Eskys (or chilly bins, as us Kiwis say) are going to be banned. Let's first ban the silly lip gloss, the weird hats, the I'm-getting-laid-tonight dresses, and half-dressed rugga lads at the Racetrack... well, let's not go to far!

Cairns Jockey Club have said that it is the threat of massive fines and could loose their licence from the Liquor authority that forced it to ban patrons' drinks from tents.

This was meant to be a family event, and whilst I'm no teetotaler, I get so angry when big brother tells us what we can and can't do all the time. So long as we drink responsibly (i.e.: share it with me), then butt out of our fun Mr Liquor Authority.

What do you say... are you going?

Monday, 20 August 2007

By Crikey, thanks for a laugh!









Thanks to Crikey for this wee giggle today...
  • The truth is, when it comes to booze and womanising, Kevin Rudd just doesn't cut it. The Scores affair is amateur hour stuff, a night on the turps that reveals Kevin .07 as an absolute innocent.

    He'll need to do a lot more than make a single semi-conscious visit to a lap bar if he's going to make a mark on the honour roll of louche, libidinous and lubricated politicians ...
  • Bob Hawke -- boozer, womanizer; a lifetime of big nights out, even dumped his wife for his biographer.
  • Billy Snedden -- died on the job fer chrissakes, though the ''loaded'' condom in question, rumoured to be a designer label, is yet to surface on eBay.
  • Malcolm Fraser -- lost his pants after a big night in Memphis and don't get us started on the cocktail onions.
  • John Curtin -- a recovering alcoholic and Labour icon.
  • Bill Clinton -- one big night after another, some involving cigars, the Oval Office and dry-cleaning, which is just another unacceptable layer of high-risk behaviour.
  • FDR -- had a mistress throughout his presidency.
  • JFK -- no record of the number of mistresses, though there are tales of almost daily turnover. As a president he made a servicable er-ction.
  • John Major -- his affair with health secretary Edwina Currie is about the only thing that ever tweaked the shirt from his underpants.
  • Name a French president -- to not have a mistress would be an electoral liability.

    Then there's the other nagging question in this whole Rudd-Scores affair: it seems inconceivable that Kevin Rudd can have done anything so politically defining without taking a lead from his mentor, the man whose shining example he so shamelessly mimics.

    So if Kevin went to an east side lap bar, what is John Howard hiding?

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The results are in - last week's online poll

Over the last week, I asked Blog readers Who would you like to govern our new Regional Council in 2008?

Well, the results are in and here's how everyone voted:-

Val Schier was the clear winner with a majority of 57%.
25% voted for Mike Berwick

Cairns Mayor, Kevin Byrne scored a laudable 2%.

However, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo out-polled our incumbent Mayor, 12 to 1, taking 12% of the online poll result.

Developer extraordinaire Tom Hedley also took 2% of the online vote.

Not one vote was recorded for Sno Bonneau or Mick Borzi. Sorry, we still love you guys, but I don't think our readers could pronounce your last names.

THE SMALL PRINT BITS:
  • The CairnsBlog2008 online poll was run from 11th - 20th August.
  • 128 votes were recorded.
  • We don't know whether they were male, female, or hermaphrodite.
  • It has a degree of accuracy of +/- 1.043 % (well, we think it does).
  • It was not audited, because we are lazy and aren't cashed up enough
  • Users can only vote once from an IP address

This week's poll has been added online today, and asks What is the Council's biggest F**k up?

As always, vote early, and vote often.

What does the death of Johno’s mean for Cairns?

By THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN

HUNDREDS of music fans from 18 to 80 turned out at Cairns’ iconic Johno’s Blues Bar for its last hurrah on Sunday night, June 10, 2007.

Little did many in that wonderful crowd know about the truth behind this nail in the coffin of live music in Queensland’s premier tourist destination.

The smoking laws were largely blamed for the demise of Johno’s – but this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Johno’s operated under a cabaret licence which apparently prevented the management from setting up a special smoking and drinking area like other venues around Cairns. The smoking laws are certainly biased in favour of places of gambling to ensure revenues to the State Government are shielded as much as possible from the adverse economic effects of the smoking laws.

However, the pincer movement that made it impossible for Johno’s to continue operating involved a joint assault by Cairns Police and the local Liquor Licensing Division.

It is important to understand the two police operations that were used to effect the closure.

Operation Amazon purportedly aims to crack down on violence in the Central Business District. Under this program, police and Liquor Licensing officers raid licensed venues and put pressure on management and staff. Somehow concentrating on operators instead of offenders prevents street brawls.

The Homelands Program sounds like an honourable operation. This program supposedly helps itinerant Aboriginal and Island people to return to their home communities on the Cape. In the great tradition of police giving themselves awards, this program too wins obscure awards for its proponents.

Unfortunately, the Homelands Program has a more sinister purpose. Cairns police use it as an ethnic cleansing program to rid the Cairns CBD of all black people whether they live in Bungalow or Bamaga. Why?

In an article by Karmen Turner in the Police Bulletin she openly states that the program is “improving the perception (my italics) of safety in Cairns and protecting the area’s $2 billion tourism industry”.

In other words, the presence of black people in the CBD is seen as a threat to public safety.

To quote Senior Sergeant Owen Kennedy of Cairns Police from his interview with ABC on June 22, 2006: “We receive positive feedback from people who haven’t visited Cairns for a number of years – they make comment, they say what’s going on, the change in the city is just incredible.”

What’s changed? There are fewer Aboriginals and Islanders in the CBD. Operation Amazon and the Homelands Program have achieved their apartheidist aims. Cairns residents – n ot just itinerants and the homeless – were targeted under this program. Foot patrol officers who strolled through Johno’s from time to time would check the place out for blacks and “have a word” with them.


The Police Bulletin article refers to serious health issues of those parkies they send to the communities. Are we that concerned about the “perception of safety” and the tourism industry that we don’t care about the safety and health of these people? Out of sight, out of mind? These itinerants surely need to be close to health and support facilities which are not available in remote communities.

A parkie died in Cairns about a month ago. Where were our Homelands heroes then?

The great failure of the Homelands program is that many of the people flown back “home” don’t actually have homes to go to…and so they come back.

No doubt some locals are glad there are fewer black people visible in the CBD, but few white people would appreciate this type of treatment. In fact, Zimbabwe is roundly condemned by democratic countries for its Homelands-type treatment of whites.

Tourists must be wondering why we have so many Aboriginal souvenirs in the shops, but few Aborigines.

Johno’s was a favourite haunt of people of all ages over 18 and from all parts of the world. Japanese people in particular have a great interest in our Aboriginal history and Johno’s was a good place to meet them. The dance floor was often a multicultural melting pot.

Local and visiting blacks enjoyed the reggae nights that used to be held every Thursday. However, brawls would break out from time to time on these nights and police had to deal with the melees. This, of course, was a black mark used against Johno’s when police took their complaints to their former policeman mate Chris Watters who heads up the Liquor Licensing Board in Brisbane.

(When a drink-driver picked up in Edmonton one night told police he had been drinking at Johno’s, this too was used as a black mark against Johno’s).

Johno’s management on several occasions requested police take a proactive role in parking outside the premises at closing time. Police refused saying their role was not to provide security. Which leaves one wondering what role they do play. A proactive police service supporting its community would be a welcome thing and would receive community support in return.

Of course, the real reason for the lack of support was because it did not suit the police agenda to ultimately close down Johno’s and remove blacks from the CBD. Blacks, of course, by their very presence are a threat to our safety and, in the skewed thinking of Cairns police, the cause of CBD violence.

Of course, this is not the only occasion where Cairns police have demonstrated contempt for the public.

Remember the Poison Mushroom concert on The Esplanade at the public concert on April 14.

Police turned out in force to frisk, strip-search and generally harass as many as they could of the 1000-strong crowd for drugs. Police followed people into public toilets and shamefully strip-searched people in public. A car of youths was pulled over, the kids searched and the car pulled apart. Not a single drug or anything untoward was found. Without an apology for their bungle, the police left them with a mess of a car.

At the end of the day 1000 people in attendance only eight people were found with drugs of some fort and they were charged.

People defend their actions by saying they had received very good information. Well, obviously the information was wrong. In fact, if there were going to be drugs at the concert, a massive highly visible police operation was the last way to run a bust. A covert operation would have been more effective.

Police claim they acted competently and professionally. Maybe they were. Maybe the only thing they were trying to achieve was to discourage live music events in Cairns. It would certainly fit the pattern of police behaviour under Operation Amazon and the Homelands Program.

Whatever the overt or covert aim it was one of the most embarrassing and shameful operations ever conducted by Cairns police. Police are refusing to reveal the findings of an investigation into the monumental stuff-up by the officers on the day. What are they trying to hide? What are they trying to keep from the public who they are paid to serve?

Last year Cairns police publicly tried to prevent a family from having a large gathering on their own property, a Smithfield cane farm. Of course, the event went without a hitch. But the police attitude was noted. They don’t want social events in Cairns. One wonders why they are so unsupportive of their community. They should back social events and provide support as requested or as required. After all, they are paid well enough.

Now that Cairns police has cleaned out the blackfellas, it is interesting to note the rise in whitefella violence in the CBD as reported in the Cairns Post last May. April figures show many acts of violence taking place at venues not known for black patronage. Even Shenanigans and Gilligans, two venues where police enjoy socialising, have violent episodes at or near their premises.

It seems such a shame that Johno’s as a well-run zero-tolerance night spot has closed while Cairns police turn a blind eye to the more dangerous venues, including places where drugs are readily available.

One of the great tragedies of the Cairns police agenda is that it could make the CBD safer by cooperating with night club operators rather than against them.

Johno’s, for example, has been for years well known for bringing name artists to Cairns. It was renowned as well for giving young local bands a start, including black bands. One band, Zenith, has found a degree of fame with airplay on JJJ. Surely, it is a good thing to support young people in such ventures.

There needs to be an urgent independent review of both the Homelands Program and Operation Amazon and its impact on the social and cultural life for which Cairns is famous. As noble as their aims might sound, these programs are being used for more sinister purposes.

And at the same these programs are strangling live music entertainment and discouraging social events in Cairns.

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Polls, polls and more polls

I'm a lucky munchkin.

It's been almost 4 months into the unofficial election campaigns, both Federal and Local, and I've not received one telephone call from a pollster. Not one. Zip. I removed my details from the directory a while back (and got charged $2.95/month to do this. Thanks Telstra). However, it is a pleasant environment now. I used to get at least 4 or 5 calls a week or more, from all Tom Codley.

I still get some at the office, and they immediately burst into a pre-written script, without any courtesy to see if a) I'm interested, b) have time to listen. When I did get calls at home, I used to first acknowledge them, and say "yeah, ok", then place the telephone under a cushion and go about my work. It usually took them a good few minutes before they realised that there was no one listening to their sell sell sell.

Under our new Do Not Call Register Act 2006, telemarketers have to check their calling lists against the Do Not Call Register. If a telemarketer calls a number on the Register, they may be in breach of the Act, and face penalties. You can register your number here:-




Whilst I strongly disagree, certain "public interest" organisations are still allowed to make specific types of telemarketing calls to phone numbers listed on the Register. Almost makes a mockery of the Act. The Government says that exemptions exist to ensure that these organisations and individuals can continue to provide services to the community. This means that the politicians and religious nutters can still piss you off with unwanted calls, and there's little you can do about it:-

  • charities or charitable institutions
  • educational institutions
  • religious organisations
  • government bodies
  • registered political parties
  • independent members of parliament
  • political candidates
  • Market and social researchers

Researchers are still be permitted to call when conducting opinion polling and standard questionnaire-based research. These calls are subject to the industry standard for telemarketing and research calls.

Just think, Alexander Bell invented the telephone in 1876, so if you were around in March of 1874, you could have had a bath, undisturbed for a year and a half!

Actually, I have worked as a Telstra dealer in a past life, serving remote communities through Cape York, and it was very satisfying bringing telecommunications and a face to folk who often got forgotten living in the wop wops. Remember when business used to be face-to-face? Nowadays we're discouraged to go into our local bank and do it all online. I do like the choice, but please don't change me extra for over-the-counter service.

Talking of all things telephony, last week, Hannah King was trying to call British Telecom and was left waiting on the telephone for 20 hours! For eight hours in a row, she endured the sound of on-hold music, then gave up and tried again the next day - and waited another eight hours. I don't really know who is more stupid, honestly.

I have to share with you one of my favorite Telstra call centre jokes. It was done a few years ago now by Mike Carlton at 2UE Sydney. Telstra doesn't run any call centres outside of Australia, however there was a perception that they did as a lot of large business were out sourcing this task to India. And we all know how much we get frustrated when an operator can't understand us. It's not a racist thing at all.

The other pet hate, and I'm not alone in this, is when businesses (Optus and Telstra employ this) answer your call with the voice-activated system. You have to speak your question to a series of computer-prompted leads. This process usually takes around 5 minutes, and we often get into a war of not understanding each other. My mate Richard was getting a new fixed line installed at his new apartment today, and telephoned Optus. It was an excruciating experience and in the end he lost it and they lost the sale.

When will companies learn that a person answering the phone would gain them a better reputation, and undoubtedly, customer loyalty?

As far as telemarketers go, this old duck must win an award for fighting back an unwanted telemarketing call, and the caller was so calm in the barrage of assaults!

My good friend and past conspirator David Farrar, of KiwiBlog fame (New Zealand's most read blog at half a million hits a month), runs Curia, and believes polling is an art, as well as a science. A grand claim, but an admirable one. I used to do political polling with David, amongst other naughty political escapades. More on that another time. We knew the most essential aspect to any poll is taking the time to understand the key drivers for clients, and ensuring the person gives permission to continue. You know, common courtesy. How many telemarketers actually ask you if they can take up some minutes of your time?

Finally, I'll leave you with a true classic. This guy sorted out the CitiBank telemarketer with reverse psychology. You'll need a free You Tube account, as this clip it requires age verification.

Next time the phone goes at your place, it won't be me calling.

Sunday, 19 August 2007

Are you on the roll?


Save SBS


SBS is a public broadcaster, paid for by our taxes and was intended to be commercial free, like the ABC.

Save Our SBS is a group of ordinary people who want SBS to be fully funded by government, as it once was, so it is not reliant on advertising. Your support is needed.

Click on the link to sign the petition about advertisements on SBS and funding for our multicultural public broadcaster. Also, the site allows anyone to write material as well about SBS and the direction that public broadcasting in Australia is heading in.

The group is a not for profit, volunteer, community organisation that is not aligned with any political party or group. Don't forget to sign the petition.

In June last year, the SBS Board decided that they need to run advertising inside their programs, scrapping the 15-year-old policy of only running them in blocks between programs.

Here's the transcript from Media Report on ABC's Radio National, interviewing Emma Dawson, a former SBS employee who's done a doctorate looking at public broadcasting policy and the development of SBS.

This is how SBS explain their decision...


Why is there advertising on SBS TV and SBS Radio?
Advertising and sponsorship announcements are allowed on SBS Television and SBS Radio, but cannot exceed five minutes per hour. This provides a valuable source of revenue for the networks, allowing more funds to be channelled towards program making.

How many ads can be shown in an hour?
Five minutes of advertising is permitted each hour, before or after programs and during natural breaks.

Does advertising influence program content?
SBS has specific program guidelines to ensure this does not happen.

Why do you show so many station IDs and program promotions?
SBS wishes to attract the biggest possible audience and one way to do this is to alert viewers of forthcoming programs. Not all viewers have access to TV guides and short promos of the following program or future programs is an effective method to raise viewer awareness of the SBS schedule. The brief station IDs help maintain SBS’s on-air image.

Andrew has it worked out


Occasionally you connect with people along your journey that stand out.

Through my work at the Red Cross Blood Service I met Andrew Griffiths, as he's a regular plamsa donor.

Anyone who's connected with Andrew will be aware he's knows 101 ways to have a life.. 101 ways to avoid a politician.. 101 ways to cook an egg... however you'll be impressed with his achievements and passions. He always has a genuine interest in people. His business marketing expertise stretches far and wide, however, recently he's questioned the meaning of his own life, and putting business and a quality of life in harmony.

Every time we meet someone, we quickly form opinions and measure them against ourselves and our peers, often sub-consciously. For me, Andrew has a zing and a positive nature than is very enigmatic. I'm delighted to have him in my odd-shaped circle of acquaintances.

As part of his de-stressing, he's recently moved out of the Corporate Tower in Lake Street, and now has a much more relaxed environment at the Latte village of Edge Hill (so named, as it's on the edge of a hill) running Oceanic Marketing.

Here's Andrew's Blog or you can listen to him on ABC radio's Breakfast Club with Phil Kafcaloudes recently.

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Kevin the Stripper

Kevin Rudd admitted today that he visiting a strip club while representing Australia at the United Nations in New York, four years ago.

Rudd visited Scores Strip Club when he as Opposition Foreign Affairs Minister. However, this Blog has no evidence that he had any foreign affairs during the visit.

Rudd says he could not recall the events of the evening because he 'had too much to drink'. Evidently, he was asked to leave because of "inappropriate behaviour", according to an Australian diplomat. However, the club's manager said he 'behaved like a perfect gentleman'... whatever that means!

Sounds like a lot of folk in high-pressure jobs, occasionally enjoys getting on the turps. Gosh, we all do. Dirt and Politics, regardless of the severity, still go hand in hand. Goes to show, if you seek public office, your closet is open slather for anyone to share.
Would you like everything in your past to be disclosed?

Saturday, 18 August 2007

Nebo and Bauhinia this weekend. Douglas next.

Nebo, west of Mackay (pop. 2,190), and Bauhinia Councils (pop. 2,644) have held what could only be called as symbolic polls this weekend. However, these will be damaging to Beattie, and may have some effect on Rudd's recent strong polling.

Rudd has been noticeably weak in defending the right of Councils to stand up for local wishes and at least have the right for local constituents to have their say on the issue.

On Saturday afternoon, Beattie withdrew his threat to fine or sack councils that undertook local votes on the council mergers.

However, the Local Government Association is still challenging that power in the Supreme Court on the grounds the laws are unconstitutional. Howard has also threatened to override the QLD legislation that gives the power to sack councils. He will cover the cost of ballots held by councils.
State Minister Fraser has confirmed that no action would be taken against councils. "The votes that are being conducted will not change any boundaries," Fraser said. "Howard's intervention did nothing but offer people false hope. He is not interested in the votes that occur in parts of Queensland. He is interested only in his own vote."

Last week Howard intervened and amended the Australian Electoral Commission Act to override any penalties the State may charge councils holding local votes, and giving the AEC responsibility for conducting the same.

Mick Borzi of Mareeba Shire says he will ask his council on Tuesday whether to hold a referendum. Mareeba, Eacham, Atherton and Herberton councils will be merged under Beattie's plan.

"To deny people the right to express their view in a referendum cuts across what our forefathers fought for to preserve our democracy," he said. "To ride roughshod over the people like this is totally unacceptable and if there was a referendum now to abolish the State [Government], I'd be one of the first to vote in favour of it."

The Local Government Association of Queensland has sought advice from a QC that the legislation passed last week was "unconstitutional". The association will continue its legal action appealing against the law. The LGAQ regards any threat of sacking council members for carrying out their lawful duty in representing their community, is unconstitutional.

It is expected that Douglas Shire will ask it's 8,000+ voters next weekend, on what they think about the planned merger with Cairns.

Meanwhile, Mayor Byrne has said he will run a poll on how he should dress up for the annual Chamber of Commerce luncheon. Early suggestions are Micky Mouse, Homer Simpson, George Dubbya Bush, and Amanda Vanstone.

My ABC.. post yours as well!

Now let's go through my ABC's...

A= Attitude. Give some, receive some...all in good balance.
B= Banter. Love a good dialogue and discussion.
C= Content, commited and compassionate.
D= Daring. Wanna make a difference on this planet while I'm here.
E= Earth. I'm in love with the land (and outdoors) and what it offers us.
F= Friends. The best antidote for true success
G= Go Go Go. Always on the go.
H= Humor, without it where would we be?
I= Individuality. (I used to be indecisive, but now I not quite sure)
J= Jealousy is not cool.
K= Kindness. I reward and acknowledge those who make a difference in my life.
L= Love, oh wouldn't that be perfect. Sigh.
M= Mum. She's 86 now and we still communicate every other day.
N= Neat and tidy... not!
O= Outspoken. Everyone has an opinion to share.
P= Prince charming... where out thou?
Q= Quality. Try to give my best every time.
R= Right wing politics is rarely accomodating and nearly always divides rich from poor.
S= Single, grrrrr!
T= Touchy feelie. Touch is a dying art in this crazy suspicious world we live in.
U= Unruffled. I'm easy going and easy to talk to and with.
V= Veracious. If u can't tell the truth, don't bother
W= Wimps. I like people to have a strong opinion, no matter what that is.
X= Xenophobia is not for me.
Y= Why? "Y". I always love to question and ask and seek.
Z= Zenith. Where I'd like to always aim for.

Now you know my ABCs.. time to post yours here too... come on!

Where do I find a happy hour in Cairns or Port?


Now this is for the drinkers out there.
Some clever clogs has decided that drinkers love the net enough to go online to locate, not only their local watering holes, but also details of happy hours! What an ingenious idea.
It's linked with the brilliance of Google Mapping. You can add and update local pubs. I need to add the club out here at Yorkeys, and also Bogies in Holloways, would rate as one of my favs.



Cairns Airport has no customer service

This morning I had to pick up my mate Richard at the Cairns Airport as he arrived from Gove, NT where he works at the massive bauxite mine.

I've been following the various incidents at the Cairns Airport over the last year or two.

It is largely to do with when locals pull up outside the terminals to pick up / drop off their loved ones (or not-so-loved ones), and to help passengers that need extra assistance and need to be close to the terminal, only to be greeted often by an arrogant and attitude-driven parking attendant (under the guise of a "security officer).

Before you can set your foot out of the car to open a boot or help granny to the sidewalk, they have announced a day in court for an infringement.

Well, readers will be delighted to learn of the latest development at "our" airport. The arrival terminal has now moved to the end of the entire domestic building, past Virgin and Jetstar's departure lounges.

The thing that will get you wound up is that no private vehicle is allowed alongside the arrival area at all anymore. Only taxis, buses or if you have a disability permit.

No doubt under the pretext of terrorism, and protecting us from the evil-doers, no cars are allowed to pull up and pick up passengers. The boys who flunked the Parking Inspectors Graduation Course, seem to think that if your vehicle is heading towards an idle position for more than 23 seconds, you are going to spontaneously combust.

Of course this will direct you to pay for parking every time you visit the airport now. That's another pet hate I have. Why on earth should we pay for parking at an airport? With an airfare at the very minimum of $250 return from Cairns, why should we be giving this greedy airport authority more money, just to drop off / meet their "customers"?

As the second most visited tourist destination on the continent, Cairns will have a very non-personal and unfriendly environment to greet your visitors. And don't give me the line that we need all the protecting we can get and that our Government needs to look after us, blaa, blaa, blaa.




- Cairns Airport in Google Maps

Lost in translation.. more like

Now this is Progress, of a sort.

Douglas Shire ex, I mean current mayor, Mike Berwick has said Cairns' own Yasser Arafat Mayor Byrne, has a "bombastic attitude." Well, Mike, we knew this some time ago, but I for one am delighted you've articulated this to Ross Irby at The Cairns Post.

Ross says that both mayors are at loggerheads as to who should chair the new regional transition committee as the merger of Cairns and Douglas Shires encroaches.

Bryne says the job should be his. Full stop. "I would like to be chairman, and I suspect I will be," said KB.

However, Berwick said he didn't want Douglas Shire to "be at the mercy of Mayor Kevin Byrne". Hear, hear! Actually.. a lot of Cairns locals don't want his "bombastic attitude".

A whopping 48.53% didn't what a bar of Kevin Byrne and his 'Unity' team in the last local body elections, as I blogged last month.

So, just what is bombastic? According to any dictionary, it's....
pompous, grandiloquent, turgid, florid, grandiose. Bombastic, flowery, pretentious, verbose all describe a use or a user of language more elaborate than is justified by or appropriate to the content being expressed. Bombastic suggests language with a theatricality or staginess of style far too powerful or declamatory for the meaning or sentiment being expressed. . Pretentious refers specifically to language that is purposely inflated in an effort to impress. Verbose characterizes utterances or speakers that use more words than necessary to express an idea: a verbose speech, speaker..ostentatiously lofty in style; "a man given to large talk"; "tumid political prose".

Arrh.. just the qualities to run and lead our community, interact with the people and allow them to be heard. Not.

Berwick has been admirable in this discussion and said that neither of them should direct the transition committee, and that it should be a neutral independent chairman (actually Mike, it's chairperson, to be correct these days). However, I have to agree, this is not a role for either.. and I doubt, unfortunately, that they could co-chair such a committee anyway.

How about the following suggestions for this vital role... Amanda Vanstone; Pauline Hanson, Russell Crowe, Paris Hilton, or even Tony Blair. They all have time on their hands these days, and would probably die for a break in the tropics of Queensland.

Friday, 17 August 2007

The festival comes alive...again!







This year's Festival is on from Saturday 25th August ~ 15th September. Be part of it!

There's lots happening.. pick from Food & Wine; Visual Arts; Family; Sport; Music; Performing Arts; and Film !









Cairns Post: Douglas to hold merger vote


Today's Quote...

"In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.'
All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia."

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