Saturday, 1 January 2011

It's MMXI

It's 2011.

Now, have you made any New Year's resolutions? I mean besides eating better, drinking less alcohol, quit smoking...blaa, blaa, blaa.

Here's some I'll try and subscribe to...
  • I will no longer waste my time reliving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future
  • I will avoid taking showers to conserve more water
  • I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly….
  • I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses
  • Act like a child. Think like a teenager. Dream like an adult. Appreciate and smell the roses
  • I won’t worry so much
  • Decide who has earned the right to be a councillor and mayor of Cairns in 2012
  • I will be more imaginative
  • Assure my lawyer that 2011 is not the Year of the Snake
  • Conduct a series of 'life' interviews with a unique Cairns über-celebrity before he leaves town
  • Find a group that won't have me as a member. Join it.
  • Volunteer to help others a little more
  • Apply for a job at the imaginary Under-water World Park
  • Visit mum in Christchurch at least three times this year
  • Make peace, not war
  • Be silly, at least once a week
  • Swim in the sea daily.

2 comments:

Bryan Law said...

Great resolutions Mike, but I don't believe you about the Chocolate.

My only resolution this year is to be so persistent at trying to disarm the US military that the state locks me away for a while.

I wonder if they'll let me have internet access?

George W bin Laden said...

The only solution is eat from one's own garden, drink from one's own waterfall. Simple but Cairns voters brainwashed mentally challenged stooges for the "economy" ruin it for all. Shame, as life is fun and easy.
Your re-solutions are weak('cept for mum)..forget about Snake all's good, work smart eat fresh ....
Is Bryan Arsehole in love with you? Mike....wink wink..He's a drongo's dick..you can do better.. He'll stop them varmit yanks for sure...
Swimming in ocean trumps sitting in prison.... Hahaha..