Wednesday 10 March 2010

Compact condoms cause chaos as cunning children cop crowd copulation

Size does matter in Switzerland as they have just launched a range of extra small condoms for those between 12 and 16 years of age.

They're marketed as the Hot Shot, and have been manufactured after Government research showed 12 to 14-year-olds were carrying on like rabbits. The Hot Shot is smaller in diameter, not in length, and measures in at 4.7 centimetres, as opposed to the 5.2 centimetres for adult versions.

They're only available in Switzerland, a country that recorded a 13 and 14 year old becoming parents last year.

Hot Shot's slogan says the condom "fits when passion hits".


john holmes said...

Thanks mike my wife wants to know if they are available in australia, not sure why ?

Michael Hyams said...

The story from WW2, when Stalin, desperate for a supply of condoms for the Red Army, made a deal with Churchill for the UK to supplyy the USSR.

Stalin stipulated a minimum length ( Cant remember how long.) So Churchill arranged for the order to be fulfilled but insisted that the manufacturers stamp each one with the words...

"Made in England - Small Size".

Lillian at Yorkeys said...

Cunning alliteration Our Mike