Elton would rather have his balls bitten off

Now this is funny.

UK pop star and one of music's best-selling artists has told a packed audience in London how much he hates the television X-Factor talent show.

"I would rather have my cock bitten off by an Alsatian, than watch X-Factor," Elton said.
"My balls too!"

Now becoming infamous for his verbal outbursts, Sir Elton is ironically going to appear alongside X Factor winner, Alexandra Burke, at London's New Year's Eve concert.