tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7878592054777492431.post-41289737642238951812007-11-13T23:04:00.000+10:002007-11-13T23:04:00.000+10:002007-11-13T23:04:00.000+10:00Onya Mouse....CONGRATULATIONS, you have won a one-way ticket to the USA. You have also won American citizenship if you sign up for twelve months tour of duty in Anbar Province, Iraq. It would be the pleasure of the American President to award you a further twelve months or twenty-four months tour of duty following your initial prize of twelve months.<BR/><BR/>Upon your happy and excited arrival in the USA, you will be taken by the CIA to assist them in their water-boarding experiments.<BR/><BR/>If you survive ummm, as you were, AFTER the experiments, your<BR/>initerary includes a thrilling days duck shooting with Dick "dead eye" Cheney, the American Vice President.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com