Monday, 5 October 2009

The most infamous car in Cairns

This is the car of Alan Blake. Councillor Alan Blake.

It's been the target of much scrutiny over the last eight months.

Last week the Councillor's red MX5 was spotted in several locations around town sporting a "reserved space" canvas bag on the dash-board. This is the bag Council workers use to pop over the top of a parking meter, whist repairing our roads, or attending to their routine work.

You wouldn't think that such a freebie would be at the disposal of a Councillor wandering around town? Now I know some may think it's petty, after all Alan is the Councillor that includes the CBD.

When I looked on his blurb on Council's website, Alan Blake says he's not afraid to take on the big issues. "Sometimes this can mean challenging powerful individuals and special interest groups to give voice to the needs of the wider community," he says.

However, the free parking deal seems to be relevant when he goes on to state that this wider vision seems in congruent with the man who has the reputation for accessibility and independent thinking.

"He's never afraid to personally answering his phone when residents call and he describes his real office as being on the streets of Cairns."

Well, there you go. His real office is on the streets. Who would have thought. Blakie says being a councillor is not a popularity contest. Well, he's wrong there.

"It's about making decisions that are right for the region, no matter the risk to your short-term popularity. You cannot serve the region if you live in a bubble, focusing on what it will take to get you re-elected rather than what it will take to create a more sustainable future for the region."

So with this unique parking scheme in mind, I called around a few other Councillors to see who else has access to such a handy hassle-free resource.

Paul Gregory said he doesn't use one, and reminded me that some time ago a former CEO put a stop to anyone using the parking meter "reserved bag."

"Actually, I don't know how you get hold of these Michael. I think there's an application process our something," Councillor Gregory said. Paul agreed that these were really for the use of Council staff, like Works vehicles.

Paul gave the inference that their use was being abused sometime ago and access was restricted under CEO David Farmer.

Mayor Schier, along with Councillors Lesina and Forsyth, said they are all regular drivers in the city.

"I will pop coins in the meter like anyone, of course," Val Schier said. "If the meeting or event I'm at goes over, then I would deal with any ticket."

The Mayor said that was fair to claim the cost of a parking ticket if it was Council business.

Both Forsyth and Lesina were surprised when asked if they had access to a Council "reserved meter" bag.

"No!" Di Forsyth said, who is seen around the CBD often. Di's known as the social Councillor by many.

"Why would you have one of those [bags] in your car?" Forsyth said. "They are for the operational Council staff I thought. I wouldn't even know where you get it from."

"Actually, I got a ticket just a few weeks ago in town, and I went along and paid it like," Di said.

Councillor Linda Cooper, who whipped Blake's office from under his feet after he was dumped as Finance Committee chair three months ago, was surprised about the use of the reserved parking bag.

"I don't use one nor do I want it," Cooper said. "I can imagine if you're doing legitimate business, there's a case, but I use the meters."

Blake says he's a self-confessed workaholic and is constantly mindful of maintaining balance in his personal life as well.

"It's too easy to forget the ‘you’ in all of this and you need to leave something for yourself". A firm believer in 'a healthy mind in a healthy body', he is regularly seen around the esplanade at dawn exercising and talking with residents.

Dawn? Like you mean around 2am Alan? And what residents are you exercising with?

Regardless of avoiding paying a few pennies here and there, it's all about the perception. Perception breeds reality, so the age-old political saying goes. It sends completely the wrong message that Councillor Alan Blake, on $100,000+ of our ratepayers dosh, isn't willing to throw a few coins in the parking meter, like the rest of is plebs.

Our elected officials do deserve a few perks. After all, most commit a substantial amount of time to the role. Others, well, we can speculate about the 'others'.

I'll leave the last word to Alan.

"I want to stay focused on today's responsibilities and not speculate too far into the future. After all, if I take care of what I need to do today, without fear or favour, and do what I feel is right; the future will take care of itself".

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Oliver of Redlynch said...

I really think you should pixelate his number plate Michael, you really wouldn't want to take the blame should some disgruntled Cairns rate payers decide to vandalise his (admittedly rather obvious) car.

Little Green Bag said...

Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind
Out of sight in the night out of sight in the day,
Lookin' back on the track gonna do it my way.

Lookin' for some happiness
But there is only loneliness to find
Jump to the left, turn to the right
Lookin' upstairs, lookin' behind, yeah!

Pa pa pa pa pa pa ....

George Baker said...

Now that is a catchy tune, I bet Al uses it as his ringtone, or personal anthem?

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa

Maximinus the 3rd said...

Bloggers, Blake is fake!

He is a hypocrite and abuses his Council position with every turn.

He use of people like steps on a ladder and does not mind stepping on them, if they are in his way on his climb to the top.

Ask Kerrie Hull how she feels after she was used and abused for his ultimate personal gain.

Thankfully his Machiavellian conduct has been exposed. Once theses nefarious activities see the light of day they tend to abate.

If his abuse of his Council position stopped with the Council Reserve Meter Bag, it would not be so bad, but it does not stop there.

His contacting developers that are in the process of having their application considered, advising them of his connection with the family owned Furniture outlet, is compromising his Council duties.

Like ex Councillor Deidrie Ford abuse of her Council position with the improvements to the footpath in front of her Whitfield house in 2004, Councillor Blake uses his position for his own personal aggrandisement.

This habitual abuse of power must be reported to the Crime and Misconduct Commission CMC, by the incoming new Council CEO.

Her new broom must sweep clean!!

Thornton On Spence said...

This is what makes Alan Blake such an annoying little nobody. He has been a failure in his business life for exactly the same reason you see with the parking fee evasion and that is he spends so much time trying to con and cheat small change that he doesn't have time to see the big picture.
This doesn't surprise me at all and this type of thing is why the Liberal Party consider him such a joke. Imagine how dangerous this "workaholic" could be if he focused on the big Dollars that are available rather than the small change. I could be wrong though because didn't he have a large sum of cash and jewellrey stolen from his house once? The Insurance Company would know if it was small change or large denomination notes and of course so would the thief or thieves. If it was large denomination notes why would a failed businessman have so much cash on the premises.
Maybe Blakey aka CBD Warrior might respond!!!!!!

Thornton On Spence said...

Maximus. You raise a very interesting point. Like Freebody and the Car Wash Cafe has Blake divested his Furniture Associates Business as he claims or is it under "Management".
You are right it is time for the CMC to pay him a visit and they can also ask him who paid for his 50th Birthday Celebrations and it certainly wasn't him or his family.

I Am The Stig said...

Watch this particular Blog go ballistic. I bet it receives enormous response and digust and I hope this little flea finally gets what he deserves. What a cheap failure of a man.

Thornton's Peak said...

This issue is not about parking fee evasion. The bag is a metaphor which represents the scrotum. By placing it on display on the dashboard Alan is making the statement "I am a man, see my balls" We should respect this overt display of masculinity, and understand that the lyrics to Little Green Bag so sensitively performed by the George Baker Selection really do embrace Blakeys natural mating urges.

CBD Worker said...

Given all the problems associated with CBD parking, I am amazed that a councillor could display such insensitive and arrogant behaviour.
Does this stupid man have any idea how difficult it is for visitors and workers to access this city?

Blake the Snake said...

This guy has demonstrated either his complete stupidity or total arrogance. When you are obviously one of the more hated people in town surely you would keep your activities less obvious. He deserves questioning whenever you run into him. You can't miss him. He is the old guy with someone elses wife on his arm.

Commodore SS said...

If you drove around in a Mazda MX5 and an old one to boot wouldn't you be a cheap bastard. Pardon my ignorance as I don't know Alan Blake but I assume he is a partime hairdresser or gay icon.

CBD Business Operator said...

Alan Blake was elected by the people in his division. He's no different now than he's ever been - personality quirks and all. He does get things done for his constituents, however and business people in the CBD have no quarrel with him.

These personal attacks are hollow and without substance. Blake's division is the one with all the parking meters - why shouldn't he have a bag? Saves the parking officers from ticketing someone that will just have the tickets dismissed as "council business" (just like the mayor), and makes him more efficient.

Seems like this blog is just looking to slag anyone.

Kerry Hulls said...

CBD Business Operator, in your defence of Blake's integrity you draw comparison with Blake's activities with those of the Mayor,drawing the inference that she does it too.
This gives your identity away. You are Blake indeed. We know you love reading the Blog even if it denigrates you.
If you respected your dignity though you would answer the article under your name.
The irony is you would sell your soul at whatever cost to get some free publicity.
The best is yet to come my friend.

Blake's pervy neighbour said...

Leave the guy alone for gods sake. He's our damm councillor.

HJ, 191 The Esplande said...

I spotted him on the Esplande a week or two ago doing the same thing and my wife pointed the free parking thing out then. I was going to write a letter to the compost but couldn't be bothered knuwjbg how the post loves the snake

Jane S Cairns said...

I can't see the issue here at all. We all know what he's like but a bit of free parking... So what?

I Am The Stig said...

So what......so what.....the guy earns $150,000 a year for being a jerk and runs up the highest costs on his Council paid Mobile Phone and if he will resort to this type petty crime with Parking Fees God knows what else he is into or rorts he has developed. It is the principal dear Jane S and I wonder if you would be so generous if you had incurred a parking fine for being a little late returning to your car.

Bry, council staffer spence st said...

I think you lot are just jeleous this guy can pull a pretty girl half his age

Harry O from Edgehill said...

Technically, Forsyth is the "biggest" council bludger!!

Jay J said...

Where would this blog be without Blake? What would u talk about? He owes you lot a degree of respect and gratitide for upping his profile.

Keep up the good work!

Mother's little Helper said...

HJ, 191 the Esplanade, that happened to us as well a few weeks ago. While my family and I were on the Esplanade having an icecream there he was Blake, gold chain and gold watch, out entertaining Kerrie.
We noticed he grabbed the Little Green Bag out of his MX5 and placed it over the meter and then proceeded to walk along the Esplanade board walk.
His brazen attitude knows no bounds. Abuse of his Council position comes as second nature to him.

Pat Sidelaw said...

Just heard thus pic was doing the rounds today from the guys at work.

I'm a sparky and work in Grafton and Lake at the mo. We see this car every day. Reminds me if how Byrne used to treat the city as his own bit fat KB always threw any ticket on the road.

He didn't need a little green bag for his big fat ego. Whereas Blake needs that as s symbol of his self appointed authority.

With the new CEO on board soon, you can be assured this won't be happening for long.

Black Jack said...

I think we are missing the real story here...Ex rock chick/DJ turned communications guru/meter maid hooks up with debonair aspiring alderman constantly held back by bitch/witch/kids coven. Together they hatch a plan to render parking meters useless, thereby destroying CRC revenue and bringing anarchy to the streets. Subsequently, the statesman-like division 5 councillor steps in and saves Cairns with a visionary plan that will make him and his meter maid King and Queen of the their new CRC empire.

Steven Speilberg said...

Black Jack

Sounds good enough when can I see a draft?

I'll get my people to call your people

Quien Sabe said...

Speaking of wheels....!

Stig, was that you at Palm Cove on Sunday Arvo?

If not, someone has stolen your ID with the "THSTIG" personalised plates on the Range Rover.

Blake upon Hull said...

Oh what fun we are having with our friend Mr Blake. His car is just like his persona Low and Slow but eye catching and stimulating in a vulgar way.
The green bag will be the new Cairns Icon I predict. Just the thing for late nights at vertigo's.
Don't tell K though she thinks he's a Family man. Shhh

Jan from Kewarra said...

This man is an abuser of ratepayer
funds and something should be done about him and not just on this issue either.

I have seen his pre-electoral gift register, and he recieved some very large payments amounting to about $20,000 in donations before the 2008 election.

One such donation was for about $11,000 from a company whose address was given as redlynch and another donation of $5,000 from a restuarant at Palm Cove.

The fact that he refuses to pay for parking even on weekends like the rest of us, really stinks and shows the contempt for which he openly displays towards the ordinary ratepayers and residents who now pay for everything including defunct basketball teams and his salary!

I Am The Stig said...

Quien Sabe
I was at Palm Cove on Sunday but sadly I am not the owner of the Range Rover. Instead I was at the Arts and Crafts selling Stig Suits that little old ladies have knitted for me. Very successful and profitable and I hope to show off my new found wealth by buying a second hand Red Mazda MX5 complete with a Green Bag. My ladies are busy knitting replica green bags with Parking Meter on them which will be for sale at the next Arts and Crafts Festival.

nocturnal congress said...

".....big fat KB always threw any ticket on the road...". Hehehehe, I couldn't help but chuckle at this. A bit like KB turning off the Councillor's microphones in the Council Chambers if he wasn't prepared to listen to them or didn't like what they were saying...

Blake the Snake said...

We should hold a Green Bag Party at Vertigos one Friday or Saturday as we can be sure to find Blakey chatting up some Granny. He might use the bags to put over the head of the less attractive conquest.

Dickie Knee said...

Blakey like the old bags as well hey??? Owwwwww, owwwwww!!

Rainbow Warrior said...

Newsflash....Blakey outed. Seen at Vertigos with Red Zimmer Frame and Green Bag.